I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.
— David Hyde Pierce
Mmmm, Kate, the Chief of Security. Sexy. Who better to guard my body then the woman who owns it?""Curran, I will punch you. — Ilona Andrews
I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.
— Bruce McCulloch
Each of us made it possible for the other. We got something done. Each believed in the other unsurpassingly.
— Elizabeth Alexander
I can go to my own opening, and the security guard will tell me that I have to go to the security entrance.
— Mark Bradford
Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks. — Salman Rushdie
In writing, sex doesn't matter; it's the writing that matters. — Nadine Gordimer
I'll never leave this Earth without a fight or at least pretend to for all of those in sight. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal? — Alice Cooper
I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing. — Enya
All dictators, the rich and famous, to the lowest security guard who holds a gun, easily forget that power is transitory. — F. Sionil Jose
I've never understood why people said 'in your own words.' Who else's words would I use? — Richard Paul Evans
I felt like I'd culturally arrived when a character on the HBO show 'True Blood' was reading a hardback of 'Heartsick' at Sookie's kitchen table. — Chelsea Cain
Gee, color her suspicious, but if he kept this up, she was going to start thinking he wasn't a mall security guard at all. — Elizabeth Bevarly
How does a retail security guard tell a shopper from a shoplifter? Answer: a shoplifter doesn't look at tags. — Roosh V
A strong man next to you in bed is a comfort, but real security is a German Shepherd bitch on guard at the door. — Susan Conant
I'm driving so it's your job to make small talk.""Oh."
"Not that small." He waved at the security guard as we left the club. "Make medium talk. — Marta Acosta
Reform is born of need, not pity. — Rebecca Harding Davis
Affirmations: "I love & respect my mind, body, spirit." & "I do what best nurtures all parts of myself." & "I thrive on wholeness." Namaste! — Jay Woodman
security guard says. — Jillian Dodd
There's a security guard, like, ten feet away. I could have you kicked out of here.""For what? Being awesome? — Victoria Scott
No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper. — Jadakiss
