Birthday Suit Quotes

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday. — Johnny Carson

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV. — Anita Baker

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. — Amanda Seyfried

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. — Queen Latifah

Dare to be a Mormon.
Dare to stand alone.
Dare to have a purpose firm;
Dare to make it known. — Thomas S. Monson

Words, words. They're all we have to go on. — Tom Stoppard

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. — Bert Kalmar

I guess not being able to hear just made me adventurous and daring. And in most cases, that didn't make my parents very happy with me. — Marlee Matlin

I DIDN'T KNOW THE POOR MAN laid out in his birthday suit on Claire's table, only that his death might have been related to the Del Norte tragedy. — James Patterson

I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible. — Courtney Robertson

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

Beautiful girls. They only want to do you dirt. They'll have you suicidal, suicidal when they say it's over. — Sean Kingston

If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, I said, smirking. — Laura Kreitzer

Money makes the world go around love makes the spin worth the ride — Lynn Quitman Troyka

My husband is my most valuable resource. — Meg Rosoff

Tragedies might be bursts of misery, but regret was forever. — Brendan Duffy

Love affairs are the real only education in life. — Marlene Dietrich

A thorough inspection of the birthday suit revealed a number of holes. — Les Coleman