Plan B Funny Quotes

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Plan B Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Since I had a soft spot for zombies Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. Darynda Jones
Plan B Funny Quotes By Adam Sandler: He has a 5 year plan ... What He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die? Adam Sandler
Plan B Funny Quotes By Jeff Bridges: Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. Jeff Bridges
Plan B Funny Quotes By Denis Leary: Everyone should have an evil secret plan ... Everyone should have an evil secret plan ... Denis Leary
Plan B Funny Quotes By Eraldo Banovac: In the morning, people have a plan for In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do. — Eraldo Banovac
Plan B Funny Quotes By Andrew Evans: Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where I wanted to go. — Andrew Evans
Plan B Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: (If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, (If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh** — Gena Showalter
Plan B Funny Quotes By Deepak Menon: The funny thing about a smile is that The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more. — Deepak Menon
Plan B Funny Quotes By Gillian Bronte Adams: At the worst times, the best plan was At the worst times, the best plan was often no plan. And Ky excelled at coming up with no plan. — Gillian Bronte Adams
Plan B Funny Quotes By Sophie Monroe: A girl can dream can't she? My new A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe
Plan B Funny Quotes By Katie MacAlister: You should just dump the whole saving the You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun. — Katie MacAlister
Plan B Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time. — Chelsea Handler
Plan B Funny Quotes By Randall Cobb: When I got up I stuck to my When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb
Plan B Funny Quotes By R.D. Ronald: Today I plan to smile a lot, only Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald
Plan B Funny Quotes By Adriana Trigiani: Love has a funny way of showing up Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani
Plan B Funny Quotes By Alan Davies: A foolproof plan for not getting a job A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies
Plan B Funny Quotes By David Letterman: My retirement plan was in place but Bernie My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money. — David Letterman