Plan B Funny Quotes

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. — Darynda Jones

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan. — Arnold Bennett

He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die? — Adam Sandler

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. — Jeff Bridges

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Everyone should have an evil secret plan ... — Denis Leary

The plan is to marry a doctor, It's either that or become a trolley-dolly and hit on a pilot. — Ken McClure

In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do. — Eraldo Banovac

Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where I wanted to go. — Andrew Evans

(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh** — Gena Showalter

The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more. — Deepak Menon

At the worst times, the best plan was often no plan. And Ky excelled at coming up with no plan. — Gillian Bronte Adams

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun. — Katie MacAlister

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time. — Chelsea Handler

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies

My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money. — David Letterman