Plan B Funny Quotes
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Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.
— Darynda Jones
Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.
— Arnold Bennett
He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die?
— Adam Sandler
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.
— Jeff Bridges
Everyone should have an evil secret plan ...
— Denis Leary
The plan is to marry a doctor, It's either that or become a trolley-dolly and hit on a pilot.
— Ken McClure
In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.
— Eraldo Banovac
Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where I wanted to go.
— Andrew Evans
(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**
— Gena Showalter
The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more.
— Deepak Menon
At the worst times, the best plan was often no plan. And Ky excelled at coming up with no plan.
— Gillian Bronte Adams
A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.
— Sophie Monroe
You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.
— Katie MacAlister
That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.
— Chelsea Handler
Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.
— Adriana Trigiani
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
— Alan Davies
My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.
— David Letterman