Great Camping Quotes

It is widely believed that the snails did not even know they overthrew the shiners, so nonexistent was the resistance, said Howard. — Suzanne Collins

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs. — Hunter S. Thompson

Before you find the magic of life you have to open yourself up to the possibility of it being there. — Bette Lee Crosby

To understand someone, find out how he spends his money. — Mason Cooley

Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek! — Cody Walker

Nothing worth doing can be accomplished in a single lifetime. — Reinhold Niebuhr

I prefer to drift rather than steer toward some known shore. — Marty Rubin

Above all else, above the mechanics, even, a doctor should be thoroughly grounded in morality. — M.R. Graham

My vampire loved pleasing him, just as much as she loved teasing him. — Alaska Angelini

I never once approached greatness, but toward the end of my career, I was always in the game. — Pat Conroy

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? — Jim Gaffigan

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. — Alan S. Kesselheim

A guest of one's time and not a member of the household. — George F. Kennan

For the deeds of a man, not the words of a prophecy, are what shape his destiny. — Lloyd Alexander

Heifer."
"Rich man's whore!"
"At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too."
"Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean! — Shelly Laurenston

She touched my hand what a chill I got, her lips are like a volcano that's hot. — Elvis Presley