Dentopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practicing it for years.
— Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh
Firefighters are indispensable foot soldiers here at home.
— Christopher Dodd
Six foot eight and all asshole.
— Lauren Beukes
If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present.
— P.J. Parrish
I always thought that a veruca was a sort of wart that you got on the sole of your foot!
— Roald Dahl
Thinking sure could get a fellow in a lot of trouble. Almost as much as opening his big gabber and sticking his muddy foot in it.
— Gillian Bronte Adams
Nonexistence. The society of the nonexistent. In the street yesterday a nonexistent person trod on my foot with his nonexistent foot.
— Imre Kertesz
It took the whole of Creation To produce my foot, my each feather: Now I hold Creation in my foot.
— Ted Hughes
Three good men dead, to save a hedge knight's foot.
— George R R Martin
The veil of self-indulgence was rent from head to foot. I saw my life as a whole.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
I am not ashamed of my failures. It is only a foot-stones for building my success.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
To be of mixed blood is a great gift for a writer. I have one foot on tribal lands and one foot in middle-class life.
— Louise Erdrich
You will hurt your foot.
— Joseph Heller
Set the foot down with distrust on the crust of the world - it is thin.
— Edna St. Vincent Millay
Demon summoning wasn't illegal, but my foot in their gut a couple of times might convince them it was a really bad idea.
— Kim Harrison
Our foot step may slip without the order of God.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Only as we bow in contrition, confession, and repentance at the foot of the cross, can we find forgiveness. There is the grace of God!
— Billy Graham
A company author bombs from the sky like the Air Force. A self-published author wins the battle by foot.
— Judah Lee Davis
I am a woman with a foot in both worlds; and I refuse the split. I feel the necessity for dialogue. Sometimes I feel it urgently.
— Cherrie Moraga
Just put your best foot forward and hope for the best. You also have to acknowledge that you're going to make mistakes.
— Damon Lindelof
A woman's paradise is under her husband's foot
— Wafa Sultan
She wanted to stomp her foot, throw a tantrum, throw a punch.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Thought flies and words go on foot.
— Julien Green
Being an author is to have a toe in the creative pool and a foot in the vat of commerce. — Fennel Hudson
When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris
I am not a fool. This is why Olga was so distraught - because I teetered the line, and most times my left foot was a paperweight clinging to hell. — Rebekah Armusik
You need to change, renew, and rejuvenate yourself. Put your best foot forward in all that you do; you will develop an unmatched passion. — Farshad Asl
When I was a kid, I had serious athlete's foot and nosebleeds. — Ken Kercheval
I was putting my foot down with my new neighbor. — Ilsa Madden-Mills
If you don't get her out of my damn face, I'm going to put my foot so far up her ass she'll taste my shoe polish for weeks." "I — Reana Malori
Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves. — Jake Pavelka
Be you own hero, be your own saviour, send all your suffering into the fire. Let no foot, mark your ground, let no hand, hold you down. — Patrick Wolf
I always thought 'Stump' was kind of like, you dropped something on your foot. It's not the most exotic rock-star name. — Patrick Stump
Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot. — Ray Clemence
I've turned down songs that would be much easier to play on the radio that I don't think should be on the album. Maybe I've shot myself in the foot. — Jessie Ware
It is hard to be truly excellent, four-square in hand and foot and mind, formed without blemish. — Simonides Of Ceos
If someone is copying what you do, Congratulate yourself for inspiring that someone to follow your footsteps. — Mohith Agadi
That makes about as much sense as lopping off your foot to avoid twisting an ankle. — Eileen Wilks
I love foot rubs, too. I'll take one whenever I can. — Torrie Wilson
As soon as my foot is in the light onstage, I am home. It is what I love to do. It is what I have always loved to do. — Polly Bergen
I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller. — Kevin Hart
I played with a fracture in my foot for seven months without knowing it. — Colin Cooper
I was always very, very insecure about my height. Even as a 15-year-old I was a foot and a half taller than everyone. — Joan Smalls
Get over here. We're having intimate bed conversation and I won't do it with a foot of mattress between us. — Jane Seville
That's life. Whichever way you turn, fate sticks out a foot to trip you. — Martin Goldsmith
As every runner knows, running is about more than just putting one foot in front of the other; it is about our lifestyle and who we are. — Joan Benoit Samuelson
Why comes temptation but for man to meet And master and make crouch beneath his foot, And so be pedestaled in triumph? — Robert Browning
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
I'm treading very carefully on glass here, and I'm not sure how long it will last before I lose concentrating and cut my foot. — Jaimie Roberts
Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot. — Steve Post
Arum: But where will your arrogance be when we absorb your powers?Daemon: In the same place as my foot. You know, as in up your ass. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Resenting the obtuseness of others is not good ground for shooting oneself in the foot. — Amartya Sen
Our economy is on the move and we are creating thousands of new jobs, but we need to keep our foot on the gas pedal. — Mitt Romney
A regret understood by no one: the regret to be a pessimist. It's not easy to be on the wrong foot with life — Emile M. Cioran
I long to set foot where no man has trod before. — Charles Darwin
The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art. — Leonardo Da Vinci
I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind. — Elle Lothlorien
You can have a bad day, but as soon as you set foot on that stage it's joyous. — Glenn Tipton
I wish I could pass my life at the foot of the holy tabernacles in which our adorable Saviour dwells. — Eugene De Mazenod
You have a 12-foot fence. You know what'll happen? Thirteen foot ladders. — Bill Richardson
When a man thinks happily, he finds no foot-track in the field he traverses. All spontaneous thought is irrespective of all else. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everything I own can fit in two suitcases and a foot locker. — GG Allin
I'm giving you every square inch of the land you set your foot on - just as I promised Moses. — Mark Batterson
Faith must trample under foot all reason, sense, and understanding. — Martin Luther
It is a thousand times more sensible to climb one foot up the mountainside than to chatter for years about the mountaintop. — Vernon Howard
If he is tired, and they put a foot wrong, he will choose the one unmentionable response and make it. He did it last night. — Dorothy Dunnett
Debt rolls a man over and over, binding him hand and foot, and letting him hang upon the fatal mesh until the long-legged interest devours him. — Henry Ward Beecher
Mr. Ching claims the superiority of Chinese hand-and-foot fighting, and promises ocular proof of such. — Y.S. Lee
And as I walked, I believed myself to be an Adam setting foot in a new Eden, sinless and wild-eyed, my sinews still stiff with creation. — Lauren Groff
In The First 20 Minutes, Gretchen Reynolds notes, I stand on one foot when I brush my teeth at night. — Gretchen Rubin
Oi! By me is so big the mouth, so my foot always goes in. — Betty Smith
Set foot in our house again," said Sofia, "and you'll become a permanent feature in my laboratory. — Scott Lynch
It is no use painting the foot of the tree white, the strength of the bark cries out from beneath the paint. — Aime Cesaire
If a hundred-foot oak tree had the mind of a human, it would only grow to be ten feet tall! — T. Harv Eker
I'd eat a human foot if it was smothered in enough cheese and butter. — Jenny Lawson
We don't know how to insult you any more' (Inter fan banner, directed at their own team) — John Foot
Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. — F.W. Dupee
One could lose everything in the blink of an eye, the slip of a foot. One must avoid dark thoughts at all costs. — Kate Atkinson
It's silly to think the left eye would envy the right or that one foot would be jealous of the other, and yet so often it is the case. — Richelle E. Goodrich
Wisedome hath one foot on Land, and another on Sea. — George Herbert
I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face ... — Randy Orton
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,Men were deceivers ever,-
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never. — William Shakespeare
In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen. — Andie MacDowell
Jesus' life as a foot-washing servant would eventually lead to the adoption of humility as a widely admired virtue. — John Ortberg
The ball was literally glued to the back of his foot - into the back of the net. — Alan Parry
I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job. — Craig Ferguson
Truly upon mortals cometh swift of foot their evil and his offence upon him that trespasseth against Right. — Aeschylus
