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Jackie Kessler quotes: Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.

Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.

Jackie Kessler quotes: And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing.

And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing.

Jackie Kessler quotes: Prove it. I'll measure your words against your actions, and from that I will determine your worth.

Prove it. I'll measure your words against your actions, and from that I will determine your worth.

Jackie Kessler quotes: As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, "May I pull myself up?"And damned if the horse didn't nod.

As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, "May I pull myself up?"
And damned if the horse didn't nod.