Howard Mittelmark Quotes

This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for Are you fucking kidding me?

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.

Remember: blonde, brunette, and redhead are not personality types.

Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself turned into an enormous symbol.

It has been demonstrated through years of workshops that the Artist Within tends to make the same mistakes as the artist within everybody else.

And Jesus lived happily ever after.

A good approach is to allow one dream per novel. Then, in the final revision, go back and get rid of that, too.

He vacated a myriad times in the naively prolonged girl.