Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television.
Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.
Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way. 
I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life. 
Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War. 
'Because I said so!' They are the most underrated four words. 
David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision. 