Jill Shalvis Quotes

I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.

Are you angry? Because we do some of our best naked work when you're angry.

Aubrey didn't know what to think of this. People came here for books. Or, in Ben's case, to drive her crazy.

Never agree to marry a man because he has potential. Men are not houses, they do not make good fixer-uppers.

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

Go big or go home. That was the Kincaid way.

Lily drew him in with those eyes, her voice, the outer toughness she showed the world, the inner vulnerability she did her best to hide.

It was not enough. It was too much. It was everything.

No, adulting is like" - she searched for the right words - "looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

I'm not defined by what people think of me. My happiness comes from within.

What is it with you and the caveman thing? she asked. And why, oh why, do I like it so much?

Doesn't everyone deserve their own version of a happily-ever-after?

A glass of wine is always the solution. Even if you aren't sure of the problem. PHOEBE TRAEGER

I want in your life, Elle. All the way in.

She didn't understand it, but everything about him reminded her that she was a woman.

You named your dildo." "No," she said. "Dildo is a town in Newfoundland, Canada. I have a . . ." She lowered her voice. "Vibrator.

He was making it impossible for her to resist him, or even remember why she'd wanted to.

He flashed her a smile, and holy mother of God, it was wickedly sexy.

And then she stomped on it?" "In boots, with spikes on the soles," Aidan assured him.

The intimacy bridge? Girl, he sounds like a total loser. Dump him. Now. Before he brings up the intimacy bridge again.

An ostrich egg is bigger than its brain.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

You're only as strong as your biggest weakness.

Guys named Chad probably only swam when playing water polo.

I can see why you'd be confused, seeing as you've acted like a complete ass.

She was going to be mine, but then my landlord said no dogs." "You live in your own house." "I'm awfully strict.

Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.

Given how loudly she lived her life,

This had already been the best sex she'd ever had and all he'd done was touch her.

I'll have you know, I actually got a speeding ticket last year. 'For driving under the speed limit?

What is it with us?

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I didn't expect the water to be this high

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

Chloe?" "Yeah?" "I'd be worth the inhaler," he said, then forced himself to walk away.

TJ had been talking to Cam on iChat,

A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part.
The bigger part hoped he was in the shower.

Gee, this has been fun," he said. "But I have to go watch paint dry now.

Death is hereditary. Make sure you enjoy each day before it catches you.

A sister is a forever friend." PHOEBE TRAEGER

Truthfully, she was the best thing in his life and he was a complete idiot if he let her walk away from him.

You're the most unforgettable person I've ever met.

Finn was different.
And he was different because she wanted him in her life in a way she hadn't wanted anyone for a very long time.
Maybe ever.

He was in uniform, gun at his hip, expression dialed to Dirty Harry, and just looking at him had something pinging low in Chloe's belly.

Everyone needs something else once in a while. There's no shame in that.

A dork is a whale's penis.

Love is when someone puts you on a pedestal and yet when you fall, they're there to catch you anyway.' - Tara Daniels

Now Chloe, Tara, and Maddie were real sisters instead of strangers. Friends, even.

I'd tell him to go to hell, but it just so happens I'm stuck there and don't want to have to see him every day.

One of life's little mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds. M

Remember, you're unique. And so is everyone else.

She was going to eat warm, buttered bread and feel better.

-It's all your fault. I'm not usually so noisy.
-It worked to our advantage. You kept the bears scared off.

He was calm, watchful, a little dangerous. Like he was locked and loaded and ready for anything.

For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs in
full view.

Why, so you can charm my panties off again?

With a soft laugh that turned her on even more, he brushed one last kiss to her temple. "Lock up, Willa. Dream of me." And she knew she would.

Let's start with where you are,' he said. 'You're here.' Taking her hand, he pressed it to his chest above his heart.

Life is like a boner: long and hard.

Our earlobes line up with our nipples.

Stress wouldn't be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you're tired of thinking.

Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.

It's just tea, you weirdo. And I could totally survive without it if I needed to." She paused. "I just can't guarantee anyone else's safety.

The first contraceptive was crocodile dung," she whispered. "The Egyptians used it in 2000 BC.

A person who's willing to meet you halfway is usually, conveniently, a poor judge of distance.

I tried to keep my distance, but my world doesn't work without you in it.

Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it. quote from Tara Daniels

Apparently some things, like Cheetos finger stains and the searing pain of grief, couldn't be fixed.

So we're still ... friends?" Aubrey asked.
"We weren't ever really friends," Ali admitted. "I'm too jealous of your hair.

Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.

Maybe man cannot live on chocolate alone, but a woman can.

Mallory Quinn was sweet, warm, and caring. She was a white picket fence and two-point-four kids. She was a diamond ring. She was someone's keeper.

No groom.
No electricity.
Stuck in a house with a naked guy.
Screwed.

I'm good at a lot of things," he murmured.

He stared at her. "How is it that you're cute, sexy as hell, and smarter than anyone I know?"
She gave him a small smile. "It's a gift.

If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time.

You sure about that? he asked. Because it feels pretty fucking real when I'm buried inside you.

The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.

She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag,
and right then and there, he fell in love.
-Animal Magnetism

It may be that your sole purpose in life is
simply to serve as a warning to others.
Chloe Traeger

I'm going to shoot somebody," Maddie said.
"Sawyer hates when people do that. It's a whole bunch of paperwork.

Why do we always fight?" she whispered.
"You know why." Yeah, she did. "It's science." "Combustible chemistry," he agreed. "Dangerous.

Pretend you still believe I'm that superhero

She whipped around and found Hud standing there staring at her. He was in ski patrol gear today, looking official.
And officially hot.

Why do you get to act all crazy over a guy and I don't?" Anna asked.
"You have to earn the crazy," Grace said. "You're not old enough yet.

With you i found myself.
You are the one i was waiting for, when i didn't even realize i was waiting.
-dr. Emma Sinclair-

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Unable to help herself, she cupped

She's drunk dialing contractors " Chloe said to Tara. "Someone should stop her.

Women might not like to admit their age, but men don't like to act theirs.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

God save her from annoying Alphas.

The kiss was hot and wet and deep and amazing, and by the time he lifted his head from hers, she could hardly remember her point, much less her name.

Feel free to kiss it better.

I'll remember you," she promised and did as she'd promised herself she would, she walked away.

I'm already yours. Always have been. All you have to do is step into the ring.

Oh, he wanted to sleep with her. Actually, he wanted to pull off her clothes with his teeth,

Because if she had to be off-track and a little lost, then she was going to have fun while she was at it, dammit.