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Ronnie Shakes quotes: My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

Ronnie Shakes quotes: I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

Ronnie Shakes quotes: I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

Ronnie Shakes quotes: One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?

One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?

Ronnie Shakes quotes: Where there's a will there's a dead person.

Where there's a will there's a dead person.

Ronnie Shakes quotes: I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

Ronnie Shakes quotes: After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

Ronnie Shakes quotes: I like life. It's something to do.

I like life. It's something to do.

Ronnie Shakes quotes: I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say

Ronnie Shakes quotes: Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.