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To succeed at anything, you must want it very much. Desire must be in evidence in order to attract — William Walker Atkinson

One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact. — David F. Houston

Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction. — Jean Baudrillard

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Lovers need to know how to lose themselves and then how to find themselves again. — Paulo Coelho

I have no enemies and no hatred — Liu Xiaobo

The Art of War is self-explanatory — Sun Tzu

A lot of factors go into choosing a vice-presidential nominee. — Marco Rubio

What the dev - er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!"
"Good," said the angel. "I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough. — Anne Gracie

Madame Bovary is myself. — Gustave Flaubert

Where people really base their principles has nothing to do with the color of someone's skin, it has to do with money and their class. — Zoe Saldana

Every great company, brand, career has been built in exactly the same way: bit by bit, step by step, little by little. — Seth Godin

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it. — Bobby Heenan

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything." — Henny Youngman