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Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious! — Molly Harper
I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.
— Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
— Jo Brand
Not funny ha ha, funny weird
— Dean Koontz
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.
— Malin Akerman
I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.
— Hannibal Buress
Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile.
— Jennifer Mathieu
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.
— Marc Maron
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"
— Mitch Hedberg
In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.
— Lara Stone
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.
— Bruce McCulloch
Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way
— Darynda Jones
For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful.
— Christian Fennesz
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
— Calvin Trillin
It's funny now, trying to socialise with people. There's this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird.
— Robert Pattinson
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.
— Ralph Steadman
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
— Shantel VanSanten
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.
— Stephanie Perkins
It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies.
— Demetri Martin
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
— John Mulaney
We have truth in order not to die of art.— Steve Aylett
A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked.
— Ilona Andrews
Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.
— Bonnie McFarlane
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
— Hannah Simone
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
— T. J. Miller
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that.
— Dean Koontz
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.
— Ben Stiller
Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone's attention.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
