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Among the top ten things I've learned in life: when your hair stylist is having a bad day, reschedule.
— P.M. Terrell
[On being asked how many Mrs. Thatchers there were:] Oh, three at least. There is the intellectual one, the intuitive one and the one at home.
— Margaret Thatcher
Oh, please," I rolled my eyes, "You're a leftie, Barrons.""Touche, Ms. Lane," he murmured. — Karen Marie Moning
If you look good...you play good.
— Deion Sanders
Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.
— Erma Bombeck
If any man tries to stop us, cut him down.
— George R R Martin
Sorry, I didn't see the big X with the words Top Secret Government Laboratory on the map, did you?
— Julie Kagawa
Major barriers to successful planning are fear of change, ignorance, uncertainty about the future, and lack of imagination.
— John C. Maxwell
The art of conducting consists in knowing when to stop conducting to let the orchestra play.
— Herbert Von Karajan
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
— Douglas Adams
Perhaps there is a beast...maybe it's only us. — William Golding
I had about as much chance to do that as I did of backpacking my car to the top of Mount Rushmore.
— Jim Butcher
I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.
— Joshua Donellan
Remember what people used to say about meditation? Now everyone is doing it.
— Shirley Maclaine