Time For Your Girlfriend Quotes
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Time For Your Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).
— Nakia R. Laushaul
Friends don't let heads drive drunk!
— Al Snow
Family time was hard when it was your own family, it had to be twice as hard when you were the girlfriend.
— Jennifer Close
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Hitting his enormous body was useless. I might as well have pounded a huge leather sack filled with wheat. So
— Louis L'Amour
Eccentricity, to be socially acceptable, had still to have at least four or five generations of inbreeding behind it.
— Osbert Lancaster
It's not hard to get a boyfriend or girlfriend...the hard part is finding one worthy of your time and effort.
— Natalie De Clare
I'd come out to Los Angeles for a vacation to see a friend and just fell in love with it.
— Claire Forlani
I like playing sport. I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.
— Nick D'Aloisio
At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
— Jacqueline Bisset
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett
Action is movement with intelligence. The world is filled with movement. What the world needs is more conscious movement, more action.
— B.K.S. Iyengar
God is easy to please, but hard to satisfy.
— C.S. Lewis
Democratic institutions form a system of quarantine for tyrannical desires.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
— Dorothy Allison
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Apple's products
— Walter Isaacson
Insanity is starting over a million times, expecting to feel the spark you never did the first time.
— Shannon L. Alder
Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money.
— Travis Luedke
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
— Zach Galifianakis
Every time I thought to, I wrote about you.
— Crystal Woods
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.
— Elliott Smith
I was afraid," she said, "and I wanted to hear your voice.
— Lauren Gilley
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time.
— Casey Wilson
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
