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Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther. Rowan Atkinson
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The English have a miraculous power of turning The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Thought she said to leave the door open.""It Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Robertson Davies: She has been kissed as often as a She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. Robertson Davies
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Really, if the lower orders don't set a Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Jean Baudrillard: There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Will Smith: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Pamela Anderson: Size does matter. There's a lot of ways Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: I don't recognize you - I've changed a I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. — Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Will Smith: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: I find his films about as funny as I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Musical people always want one to be perfectly Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: If you can't live without me, why aren't If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? — Cynthia Heimel
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Anton Chekhov: He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. — Anton Chekhov
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By RuPaul: Don't take life too seriously. Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Will Smith: Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: It's not hard to fail ... it's hard It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By K.R. Grace: ...and yes that was meant to be interpreted ...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Craig McLay: Trying to make her angry is like trying Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By J.L. Weil: I could use all the confidence I could I could use all the confidence I could get. If possible, I would steal some from the egotistical Chase. He had more than enough to spare. — J.L. Weil
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Your services might be as useful as a Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. — Rowan Atkinson
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Pamela Anderson: I've been fortunate - I haven't had too I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people. — Pamela Anderson
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: To live as one likes is plebian the To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By John Cleese: Manuel will show you to your rooms - Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky. — John Cleese
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By John Cleese: When we hold a World Championship for a When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: However, it is always nice to be expected, However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive. — Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Will McIntosh: Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic. — Will McIntosh
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: Had double chins all the way down to Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. — Mark Twain
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Danny DeVito: What do you call 500 lawyers lying on What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. — Barack Obama
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Alex Bergauer: You're starting to sound like one of those You're starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ's play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor. — Alex Bergauer
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Charles Caleb Colton: Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness. — Charles Caleb Colton
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Quinn Loftis: Well, you are a wolf, I don't think Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Cori Moore: She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: I could dance with you until the cows I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. — Groucho Marx
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: We are the generation of Social Media, Our We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. — Sandra Chami Kassis
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Rachel Vincent: You think he left a big flashing arrow You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote! — Rachel Vincent
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Alfred De Vigny: The true God, the mighty God, is the The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas. — Alfred De Vigny
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lynn Barnes: Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By K. Martin Beckner: Miss Green can call a turd a rose Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. — Stephenie Meyer
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: No, but as a vampire, I'm able to No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy. — Rachel Hawkins
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Candace C. Bowen: Writers don't get mad they get even in Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels. — Candace C. Bowen
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: very funny my sarcastic friend very funny my sarcastic friend — Cassandra Clare
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?""A Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?"
"A month with you and I feel I have a master's degree in the subject. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. — David Letterman
Sarcastic And Funny Quotes By George Carlin: Some people have no idea what they're doing, Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin