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Ron White Quotes By Ron White: My only goal is to make you laugh,

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: It's something that's really fun to do. It's

It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: You know, my first album, some of those

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: If life gives you lemons, you should make

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: We have hearing aids in order to fix

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid! — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: You wanna get the truth out of me,

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: You can only do two things with your

You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Diamonds - that'll shut her up ... for

Diamonds - that'll shut her up ... for a minute! — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC.

I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I do live like a rock star, but

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge

Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I don't even plan things until later, so

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I've got a great cigar collection - it's

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I don't do any corporate work.

I don't do any corporate work. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I had the right to remain silent ...

I had the right to remain silent ... but I didn't have the ability. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: There have been times in my life that

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more

Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television? — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Anybody could say anything they want about me,

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Apparently I ain't the only cat on the

Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I believe when life gives you lemons, you

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Smokey Robinson: Ron White was not one of the very

Ron White was not one of the very first original members of the Motown staff, but eventually he was. — Smokey Robinson

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I've never been one to look up the

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I did not climb to the top of

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: The hardest that I've laughed at a movie

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: My goal is just to become a better

My goal is just to become a better comedian. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: You can't ride home on a bowl of

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: The next time you have a thought ...

The next time you have a thought ... let it go. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: In Texas, we have the death penalty, and

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron Chernow: Writing about dead white males seems to be

Writing about dead white males seems to be out of favor among academics. — Ron Chernow

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: When I was about 12 years old back

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Everybody I know is a joke writer.

Everybody I know is a joke writer. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I was a huge fan of comedy when

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I was considered by my peers to be

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: They call me Tater Salad

They call me Tater Salad — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I'd rather do a really good small part

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I didn't get where I am today by

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron Fournier: White House operatives went to great lengths to

White House operatives went to great lengths to show Obama shifting focus from wars abroad to domestic issues at home. — Ron Fournier

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Other states are trying to abolish the death

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty ... mine's putting in an express lane. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co-

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ... I did not know that about myself. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron White: I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars. — Ron White

Ron White Quotes By Ron Paul: White Castle has a unique position in the

White Castle has a unique position in the Midwest. It is a cult brand that has developed a strong, loyal following. — Ron Paul

Ron White Quotes By Ron Atkinson: His white boots were on fire against Arsenal,

His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight. — Ron Atkinson