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My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. — Ron White

It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business. — Ron White

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. — Ron White

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to. — Ron White

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid! — Ron White

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. — Ron White

You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away. — Ron White

Diamonds - that'll shut her up ... for a minute! — Ron White

I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public. — Ron White

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling. — Ron White

Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks — Ron White

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans. — Ron White

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. — Ron White

I don't do any corporate work. — Ron White

I had the right to remain silent ... but I didn't have the ability. — Ron White

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. — Ron White

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. — Ron White

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back. — Ron White

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. — Ron White

Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television? — Ron White

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron White

Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos. — Ron White

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

Ron White was not one of the very first original members of the Motown staff, but eventually he was. — Smokey Robinson

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine. — Ron White

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. — Ron White

My goal is just to become a better comedian. — Ron White

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. — Ron White

The next time you have a thought ... let it go. — Ron White

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. — Ron White

Writing about dead white males seems to be out of favor among academics. — Ron Chernow

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. — Ron White

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game. — Ron White

Everybody I know is a joke writer. — Ron White

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. — Ron White

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. — Ron White

They call me Tater Salad — Ron White

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. — Ron White

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. — Ron White

White House operatives went to great lengths to show Obama shifting focus from wars abroad to domestic issues at home. — Ron Fournier

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty ... mine's putting in an express lane. — Ron White

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ... I did not know that about myself. — Ron White

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars. — Ron White

White Castle has a unique position in the Midwest. It is a cult brand that has developed a strong, loyal following. — Ron Paul

His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight. — Ron Atkinson