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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
— David Icke

I may be a nut, but I'm fastened to a good bolt, the Lord Jesus Christ. — Adrian Rogers

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. — Jeff Dunham

I was worried about being the nut that ruined 40 years of Bond history. — Rick Yune

I thought I'd never do film, let alone television. I was a diehard theater nut. — Robert Knepper

A large oak tree is just a little nut that refused to give up. — David McGee

These characters are not spontaneous creations. They are engineered down to the last nut and bolt. — John Sandford

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating. — Penn Jillette

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's to hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. — Leonard Nimoy

Broke a nail clean off, and when it grew back it looked like a Brazil nut. — David Sedaris

"Now you can trade the S&P 500 Index in real time" was the slogan in the newspapers for the first ETF. What kind of nut would do that? — John C. Bogle

I'm a huge Disney nut. I have been since I was a little kid. — Zachary Levi

He laughed. So you see, I'm not a nut. Not a real one, anyway. I haven't been a real nut in a long time. — Samuel R. Delany

I'm a bit of an M&M nut. I like the blue ones. I pick them out. — Ryan Reynolds

Ability may get you to the top, nut it takes chracter to keep you there - mental, moral, and physical. — John Wooden

A fusty nut with no kernel. — William Shakespeare

A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in. — Dean Koontz

In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple. — John Millington Synge

You're a nut, you know that?" he asked. "Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet." She finally let go of him and started for the truck again. — Erin Nicholas

I wondered if she'd ever written on her notebook: GEB + NUT = TRUE LOVE or MRS GEB. — Rick Riordan

There's a mystery there, a clue, a nut, a bolt, and if I put it together, I find me. — Maurice Sendak

I was always - I was a movie nut. I lived in the movies, really. — Robert Barry

Stay close. Nut to butt, sir. Don't be shy. — Pierce Brown

There is nothing hard inside the olive; nothing hard outside the nut. — Horace

The leading cause of motorcycle accidents is the nut that connects the saddle to the handlebars. Human — Bill Dwyer

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock. — Marcus Brigstocke

Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredictable. He's OK as long as he don't drink. — Ike Turner

Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole. — Rick Remender

I grew up as a photo nut. Every Christmas I would get a new camera. It's a huge part of my life. — Kevin Systrom

If anyone can crack the publicity nut and figure out how to not come across hammy and contrived, I'd love to talk to them. — Gale Harold

I've just found out I'm allergic to nut-cases — Benny Bellamacina

She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house? — Shelly Laurenston

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort. — Ambrose Bierce

If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby! — Jeffrey Gitomer

As her mother always said, even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then. — Isabel Jordan

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night. — Jane Wagner

If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker. — Vikrmn

John Wayne is as tough as an old nut and as soft as a yellow ribbon. — Elizabeth Taylor

I wouldn't have been a health care nut if it hadn't been for my paralysis, so something good came from this. — Michael Graves

There are more balls in twenty feet of street here then there are in all of Dublin, and I'm proud to be swaying in the nut sack. — Karen Marie Moning

I'm considered a health nut amongst vampires. I usually feed only on vegetarians. — Johnny B. Truant

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels. — Milton Jones

The winter's frost must rend the burr of the nut before the fruit is seen. So adversity tempers the human heart, to discover its real worth. — Honore De Balzac

What is meant by 'nut bag'? Is that a testicular reference or merely the identification of a satchel of cashews or pecans? — Jessica Park

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

Today's Oak tree are tomorrows Nut that stood his ground. — Roelof Beukes

Half-Christian, half-Jewish, a 'cathjew nut', — Salman Rushdie

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern

A nut is someone whose noose broke. — Joanne Greenberg

All the nut eaters and food faddists I have ever known, died early after a long period of senile decay - Winston Churchill — Stuart Finlay

When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. — Steve Martin

I am not a madman or a nut. — Abdul Qadeer Khan

The first follower is what transforms the lone nut into a leader, and in a startup, that first follower is usually a cofounder. — Guy Kawasaki

I don't like your manner," Kingsley said in a voice you could have crack a Brazil nut on.

"That's all right," I said. "I'm not selling it. — Raymond Chandler

I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. — Mike Tyson

Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut. — Gabrielle Evans

What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver. — Helena Hunting

He'd bet his right nut her skin would taste as good as it smelled. — Kelly Moran

The nut of the thing is that if what you make is hard like a diamond, you can put it anywhere. You can put it up your and it will still be beautiful. — Iggy Pop

If one could see an infinite distance, they would observe the back of their head. That is Einstein's theory in a nut-shell. — R. Alan Woods

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? — Loretta Lynn

We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases. — Patrick Hayden

For the professors in the academy, for the humanities generally, misery is more amenable to analysis: happiness is a harder nut to crack. — Ian McEwan

I am a vegetarian. I don't want to have anything injected into me that I can't eat. I am a real health nut. I look after myself well. — Marie Helvin

I was seeing more stars than Patrick Moore; he didn't half give me a sore fucking whack on the nut. — Stephen Richards

I love movies. I'm a nut. There's nothing I would rather do than see three movies a day. — Bree Turner

The infinite possibilities. That's what used to do my nut in. — Damien Hirst

It's good she hooked up with me, she's such a nut, she needs a badass to take her back. — Kristen Ashley

The ancient wisdom of the masters says that even a mighty oak was once a nut like you. — Mark Brown

I'm a movie nut. I go to the movies probably twice a week, and if I'm not doing anything at night, I'm usually watching a movie or two. — Dominic Monaghan

Cobnuts have a fresher flavour than any other nut I know of and go very well with autumnal fruit and light cheeses. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Be awesome! Be a book nut! — Dr. Seuss

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. — Charles Spurgeon

The police think I'm a rubbernecker. They think I'm a stalker, a nut-case, mentally unstable. — Paula Hawkins

My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties. — Twiggy

When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion. — Richard Jeni

So the owner of a monster head wants to meet on a path named Nut," I said. "That's appropriate. — Lisa Shearin

I think I'll get a nut roast. Maybe a nut roast is too lesbian? — Jackie Kay

I'm kind of kooky, but do I look like a religious nut? — Peggy Lipton

I'm a huge dog nut - giant, giant. — Jill Abramson

I'm a nut, but not just a nut. — Bill Murray

I'm a history nut. — Billy Joel

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain. — Jeff Foxworthy

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage! — Karl Pilkington

Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut. — Art Garfunkel

The problem was that the only reality he could see what a nut-brown nymph who could whisper like a song and move like a river of honey. — Frank Lee

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. — Bram Stoker

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes. — Tony Randall

Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president. — Kurt Vonnegut

Alejandro Jodorowsky is one of the supreme nut jobs in movie history, and of course I mean that in the nicest way. — Steve Erickson

What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running? — Steve Prefontaine

He was wide-eyed as he spoke. He says you are a nut and I am a nut. — Karina Halle

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. — John Candy

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris

I've traveled quite a lot and become a coffee nut. — James Vincent McMorrow

He wasn't an addict. He was a self-medicating nut job. — Pam Godwin

Don't beat yourself up about being a nut job. Facebook's made stalkers out of us all. — Suzanne Wright

People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut. — Jennifer Reese

I'm a car nut. My father was a parts manager at a Chevrolet dealership. — John Lasseter

I was a comic book nut and grew up on 'Star Wars' and 'Indiana Jones.' — Christian Borle