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If I Were You Quotes By Jasper Fforde: I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you. — Jasper Fforde

If I Were You Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

If I Were You Quotes By Jeff Abbott: It's your call. You want to go back

It's your call. You want to go back home, go ahead. But if I were you, I wouldn't. Home is death. — Jeff Abbott

If I Were You Quotes By Brittainy C. Cherry: If there were a God, which I'm not

If there were a God, which I'm not certain that there is, do you think this night would be a form of apology — Brittainy C. Cherry

If I Were You Quotes By Ken Olsen: When I was a teenager in the late

When I was a teenager in the late 30's and early 40's, electronics wasn't a word. You were interested in radio if you were interested in electronics. — Ken Olsen

If I Were You Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I did wonder if there really was such

I did wonder if there really was such a person as Aslan: but then sometimes I wondered if there were really people like you. Yet there you are. — C.S. Lewis

If I Were You Quotes By David Duchovny: If I were gay, you know. I think

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for — David Duchovny

If I Were You Quotes By Richelle Mead: I'm not sure what I'd do with you

I'm not sure what I'd do with you if you were respectable. — Richelle Mead

If I Were You Quotes By Juliet Marillier: How can he do this? If you were

How can he do this? If you were mine, I would fight to keep you. I would die, before I let you go. — Juliet Marillier

If I Were You Quotes By Jennifer McMahon: Sometimes I wonder if you remember things the

Sometimes I wonder if you remember things the way they really were. — Jennifer McMahon

If I Were You Quotes By Kim Harrison: Most of the upper management of I.S. were

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul. — Kim Harrison

If I Were You Quotes By David Byrne: I can't tell one from the other:I find

I can't tell one from the other:I find you or you find me?There was a time before we were born If someone asks, this is where I'll be. — David Byrne

If I Were You Quotes By David Levithan: I think that if you were somehow able

I think that if you were somehow able to measure the weight of human kindness, it would have weighed more on 9/11 than it ever had. — David Levithan

If I Were You Quotes By Christopher Paolini: Forgive me if I stare, I knew you

Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more. — Christopher Paolini

If I Were You Quotes By Jesse Lee Kercheval: If love is sex we were in love.

If love is sex
we were in love.
& if love outlasts
the body, then
I am you,
it is fair to say. — Jesse Lee Kercheval

If I Were You Quotes By Olga Goa: If you were three times poor, I would

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you. — Olga Goa

If I Were You Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: As to the whiskers, having never worn any,

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now? — Abraham Lincoln

If I Were You Quotes By Scarlett Dawn: If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and

If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you. — Scarlett Dawn

If I Were You Quotes By Rick Yancey: Okay. What if we were the last two

Okay. What if we were the last two people on Earth?" "Then you'd still end up being the last, because I'd kill myself. — Rick Yancey

If I Were You Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: I think ... if things were different. If

I think ... if things were different. If we were closer ... You'd be it for me, Star Girl. Is that stupid to say? That I think I could love you? — Nyrae Dawn

If I Were You Quotes By Michelle Obama: If my future were determined just by my

If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn't be here. I guarantee you that. — Michelle Obama

If I Were You Quotes By Jack Vance: How I hate you," he said softly. "If

How I hate you," he said softly. "If hate were stone I could build a tower into the clouds. — Jack Vance

If I Were You Quotes By Susan Ee: If I were I human, I'd plow the

If I were I human, I'd plow the nicest farm for you. — Susan Ee

If I Were You Quotes By Robert M. Gates: You know, if I were an - if

You know, if I were an - if I were a Taliban, I'd say, 'What did al-Qaida ever do for me except get me kicked out of Afghanistan?' — Robert M. Gates

If I Were You Quotes By Roseanne Barr: My family were hitters. If you made them

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes. — Roseanne Barr

If I Were You Quotes By Lisa Renee Jones: Any man who isn't married by thirty-five is

Any man who isn't married by thirty-five is either gay or he's got skeletons in his closet. — Lisa Renee Jones

If I Were You Quotes By Lawrence Welk: I realized some of the pitfalls of being

I realized some of the pitfalls of being well-known; it was nice if you were successful, but it made it just that much harder to take when you failed. — Lawrence Welk

If I Were You Quotes By Jessica Brockmole: If I wasn't certain you were bigger than

If I wasn't certain you were bigger than my thumb, I should've guessed your dress was fashioned from rose petals and spiders' web. — Jessica Brockmole

If I Were You Quotes By Knight Mayor: Gurl,if you were a flower I will plant

Gurl,if you were a flower I will plant you in heart,watering you with my blood and cover you with my body. — Knight Mayor

If I Were You Quotes By Jon Krakauer: What if I were smiling and running into

What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now? — Jon Krakauer

If I Were You Quotes By Eileen Cook: BFF manifesto rule number one: no bullshit. If

BFF manifesto rule number one: no bullshit. If I thought you were insane, I'd tell you -Anita — Eileen Cook

If I Were You Quotes By Jaime Reese: It's a house. Maybe if you were here

It's a house. Maybe if you were here with me, I'd see it more as a home. — Jaime Reese

If I Were You Quotes By Stacey T. Hunt: You and I were meant to be together,

You and I were meant to be together, even if we weren't meant to be happy. — Stacey T. Hunt

If I Were You Quotes By Katherine Paterson: John softened, and many years later he said

John softened, and many years later he said to me, "You know, if we were ever to divorce, I get the cat." There is a — Katherine Paterson

If I Were You Quotes By Amy Harmon: If I were to paint you, I would

If I were to paint you, I would use every color. — Amy Harmon

If I Were You Quotes By Belle Aurora: I'm not ashamed of who you are. And

I'm not ashamed of who you are. And the only time I would look down on you is if I were helping you back up. — Belle Aurora

If I Were You Quotes By Cassandra Clare: You're not gay, are you?"Simon's greenish color deepened.

You're not gay, are you?"
Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better. — Cassandra Clare

If I Were You Quotes By Robert Goddard: What are you - Secret Service?''If I were,

What are you - Secret Service?'
'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'
'And you're not admitting it, I notice. — Robert Goddard

If I Were You Quotes By Benito Perez Galdos: I believe that if I should die, and

I believe that if I should die, and you were to walk near my grave, from the very depths of the earth I would hear your footsteps. — Benito Perez Galdos

If I Were You Quotes By Abraham H. Maslow: I suppose it is tempting, if the only

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. — Abraham H. Maslow

If I Were You Quotes By Donna Grant: If I'd known you were out there, I

If I'd known you were out there, I would've begun searching for you thousands of years ago. — Donna Grant

If I Were You Quotes By Sheryl Crow: Beck said he didn't believe in the theory

Beck said he didn't believe in the theory of a song coming through you as if you were an open vessel. I agree with him to a certain extent. — Sheryl Crow

If I Were You Quotes By Myra McEntire: If you were my child, I would staple

If you were my child, I would staple you to your bedroom wall. — Myra McEntire

If I Were You Quotes By Ben Stein: I have to tell you I never in

I have to tell you I never in my life anticipated getting this old, this fast. It seems as if I were 25 just a few days ago. — Ben Stein

If I Were You Quotes By Taylor Swift: I daydreamed that when you grow up there

I daydreamed that when you grow up there are more bullies and how wonderful that would be if it were true, but, it's not. — Taylor Swift

If I Were You Quotes By Charlotte Rampling: When I see a young girl, I can

When I see a young girl, I can see why you would be attracted if you were a man. I remember when it was like that for me, too, and it was nice. — Charlotte Rampling

If I Were You Quotes By Susan Ee: If I were human, I would have been

If I were human, I would have been the first in line for you . . ." He looks away. "But — Susan Ee

If I Were You Quotes By Emma Thompson: Well, I met Sandy Bullock at an awards

Well, I met Sandy Bullock at an awards thing a couple years ago, and she said to me, 'If I were gay, you'd be the one.' and I said, 'I'm there!' — Emma Thompson

If I Were You Quotes By Jarod Kintz: The name's David Davidson, and I am not

The name's David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I'm also not my own father, if you were wondering. — Jarod Kintz

If I Were You Quotes By Dick Cavett: Every time someone says, 'You know, we really

Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?' — Dick Cavett

If I Were You Quotes By Nancy E. Turner: One thing I know, whispered Savannah, is that

One thing I know, whispered Savannah, is that if he was quiet, and you were quiet, and neither of you minded it, then you are in love. — Nancy E. Turner

If I Were You Quotes By John Scalzi: If knew you were going to drug me,

If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never would have slept with you. — John Scalzi

If I Were You Quotes By Katie MacAlister: He's not really my man," I protested. One

He's not really my man," I protested.
One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. "You were certainly ogling him as if he was. — Katie MacAlister

If I Were You Quotes By Jarod Kintz: If my love were a bagel, I'd put

If my love were a bagel, I'd put cream cheese on it. But it's not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample? — Jarod Kintz

If I Were You Quotes By Naomi Novik: I should rather have you than a heap

I should rather have you than a heap of gold, even if it were very comfortable to sleep on. — Naomi Novik

If I Were You Quotes By Wes Craven: I went to a Christian college. You would

I went to a Christian college. You would be expelled if you were caught in a movie theater. It was ridiculous. — Wes Craven

If I Were You Quotes By Caroline Kepnes: If we were teenagers, I could kiss you.

If we were teenagers, I could kiss you. But I'm on a platform behind a counter wearing a name tag and we're too old to be young. — Caroline Kepnes

If I Were You Quotes By Lady Gaga: I don't want to live in a country

I don't want to live in a country where a government decides if you were raped or not. — Lady Gaga

If I Were You Quotes By Lisa Renee Jones: Anger surges in me and I stand up.

Anger surges in me and I stand up. "You have no right -"
He's on his feet towering over me. "What if I want to have a right? — Lisa Renee Jones

If I Were You Quotes By Kevin Hart: If you look at me in 'Ride Along,'

If you look at me in 'Ride Along,' even though I'm playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive. — Kevin Hart

If I Were You Quotes By Tegan Quin: Endless nights took on my whole life. Or

Endless nights took on my whole life. Or so I thought. It turns out that all your friends, they were just mean, dressed up. — Tegan Quin

If I Were You Quotes By Stephen King: When I was a kid, my mother said,

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

If I Were You Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Even if I were lying on the sun

Even if I were lying on the sun itself, I would be freezing there without you. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If I Were You Quotes By Tatiana Maslany: You're hot for two seconds, and you're struggling

You're hot for two seconds, and you're struggling to get work again. If it were easy, I don't think that's a good place for an artist to work from. — Tatiana Maslany

If I Were You Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series,

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson

If I Were You Quotes By Stacey Chillemi: If a tear fell from my eyes,Each time

If a tear fell from my eyes,
Each time I wished you were with me,
I would have an ocean shore outside my door. — Stacey Chillemi

If I Were You Quotes By Melissa Marr: I'd stop anyone from taking that smile from

I'd stop anyone from taking that smile from you. I would, if I were allowed. — Melissa Marr

If I Were You Quotes By Jen Malone: And you can't miss what you don't know.

And you can't miss what you don't know. Except . . ." I lean forward so that I'm facing her. "What if we were wrong? — Jen Malone

If I Were You Quotes By William Goldman: Do I love you? My God, if your

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. — William Goldman

If I Were You Quotes By Kat Zhang: (Addie) I said. (If it had been you

(Addie) I said. (If it had been you - if it were you trapped inside. If you were the one who couldn't move, I'd go back. I'd go back in a second.) — Kat Zhang

If I Were You Quotes By Linda Lael Miller: By God, if I were twenty years younger,"

By God, if I were twenty years younger," he thundered, "I'd drag you outside and horsewhip you!" Steven — Linda Lael Miller

If I Were You Quotes By Emmeline Pankhurst: [To the heckler who said, 'If you were

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst

If I Were You Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I wonder what kind of sound it would

I wonder what kind of sound it would make if I were to smash this glass against the side of his head. — Colleen Hoover

If I Were You Quotes By Paul Russell: TO MY MIND, PUSHKIN BEST SUMS UP THE

TO MY MIND, PUSHKIN BEST SUMS UP THE SEASON: Lovely summer, how I could cherish you / If heat and dust and gnats and flies were banished. — Paul Russell

If I Were You Quotes By John-Talmage Mathis: You've looked in the mirror long enough. See

You've looked in the mirror long enough.
See everything as if it were narrated by another. — John-Talmage Mathis

If I Were You Quotes By William Shakespeare: Lysimachus: Did you go to 't so young?

Lysimachus: Did you go to 't so young? Were you a gamester at five or at seven?
Marina: Earlier too, sir, if now I be one. — William Shakespeare

If I Were You Quotes By Abu Hanifa: If I were you I would face my

If I were you I would face my clothes, to make sure that no one runs off with them! — Abu Hanifa

If I Were You Quotes By Nas: I love PBS! I grew up on it.

I love PBS! I grew up on it. If I had to say which channels were good, I'd say, you got your PBS, your History Channel, your Discovery. — Nas

If I Were You Quotes By Madeleine Albright: If you look at my life, generally, I've

If you look at my life, generally, I've been put in situations which were difficult and which I conquered. — Madeleine Albright

If I Were You Quotes By Jeremy Aldana: If I were not to put my arms

If I were not to put my arms out; would I have not caught you when you fell — Jeremy Aldana

If I Were You Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: If I'd known you were such a lush,

If I'd known you were such a lush, I'd have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you? — Jeaniene Frost

If I Were You Quotes By T.C. Blue: I'd still love you even if you were

I'd still love you even if you were just a head in a box, Travis McRayne. — T.C. Blue

If I Were You Quotes By Lady Gaga: If you were to ask me what I

If you were to ask me what I want to do - I don't want to be a celebrity, I want to make a difference. — Lady Gaga

If I Were You Quotes By Spike Jonze: If I heard somebody else say, 'I worked

If I heard somebody else say, 'I worked on a movie for five years', I'd be like, 'What? How could it take that long? What were you doing?' — Spike Jonze

If I Were You Quotes By George R R Martin: You are quite mad." The smoke had filled

You are quite mad." The smoke had filled her eyes with tears. "If you were better born, I'd marry you. — George R R Martin

If I Were You Quotes By Oliver Cromwell: Do not trust the cheering, for those persons

Do not trust the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you or I were going to be hanged. — Oliver Cromwell

If I Were You Quotes By Priscilla Glenn: Leah," he said, his voice rough with emotion.

Leah," he said, his voice rough with emotion. "I could suffer through anything if you were my reward. — Priscilla Glenn

If I Were You Quotes By Kid Cudi: At the end of the day, you can't

At the end of the day, you can't regret it if you were trying. At the end of the day I'm walking with a heart of a lion. — Kid Cudi

If I Were You Quotes By Channing Tatum: Fighting for men back then, I think, was

Fighting for men back then, I think, was just more a way of life, especially if you were a soldier obviously. — Channing Tatum

If I Were You Quotes By Victor J. Banis: To any kind of sex, if you were

To any kind of sex, if you were honest. I've got a pole, you've got a hole, that's what it all came down to. — Victor J. Banis

If I Were You Quotes By Vikrmn: Austerity, if I were to define, I'll say,

Austerity, if I were to define, I'll say, It's YOU. — Vikrmn

If I Were You Quotes By Sophie Oak: You said you were bad for me.""I am,

You said you were bad for me."
"I am, but I'm starting to wonder if you might be good for me. — Sophie Oak

If I Were You Quotes By Nancy Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. — Nancy Astor

If I Were You Quotes By Thierry Henry: You can never have enough trophies. If there

You can never have enough trophies. If there were ten to be won a year I'd want to win them all! That's not being greedy, it's just a natural thing. — Thierry Henry

If I Were You Quotes By Theodore Sturgeon: I write a story as if it were

I write a story as if it were a letter to someone and essentially, that's what you do. — Theodore Sturgeon

If I Were You Quotes By Lisa Kessler: If I were trying to sweep you off

If I were trying to sweep you off your feet, you'd be swept. Period. - Adam from Moonlight — Lisa Kessler

If I Were You Quotes By Charles Bukowski: When you take it away do it slowly

When you take it away do it slowly and easily make it as if I were dying in my sleep instead of in my life, amen. — Charles Bukowski

If I Were You Quotes By Julianna Margulies: You hear about actors who were doing five

You hear about actors who were doing five years on a series as lovers and actually hated each other. I don't know if I could pull it off. — Julianna Margulies

If I Were You Quotes By Veronica Blade: You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

If I Were You Quotes By Jack Nicholson: I would never say, "I'm retired." I believe

I would never say, "I'm retired." I believe if I decided to just not work, in six months everybody would just forget whether you were working or not. — Jack Nicholson