Nut Quotes
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I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that.
— Jeff Dunham
These characters are not spontaneous creations. They are engineered down to the last nut and bolt.
— John Sandford
Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.
— Penn Jillette
I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's to hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them.
— Leonard Nimoy
"Now you can trade the S&P 500 Index in real time" was the slogan in the newspapers for the first ETF. What kind of nut would do that?
— John C. Bogle
I'm a huge Disney nut. I have been since I was a little kid.
— Zachary Levi
He laughed. So you see, I'm not a nut. Not a real one, anyway. I haven't been a real nut in a long time.
— Samuel R. Delany
I'm a bit of an M&M nut. I like the blue ones. I pick them out.
— Ryan Reynolds
Ability may get you to the top, nut it takes chracter to keep you there - mental, moral, and physical.
— John Wooden
A fusty nut with no kernel.
— William Shakespeare
A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.
— Dean Koontz
In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple.
— John Millington Synge
You're a nut, you know that?" he asked. "Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet." She finally let go of him and started for the truck again.
— Erin Nicholas
There's a mystery there, a clue, a nut, a bolt, and if I put it together, I find me.
— Maurice Sendak
Stay close. Nut to butt, sir. Don't be shy.
— Pierce Brown
The leading cause of motorcycle accidents is the nut that connects the saddle to the handlebars. Human
— Bill Dwyer
Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.
— Marcus Brigstocke
Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole.
— Rick Remender
I grew up as a photo nut. Every Christmas I would get a new camera. It's a huge part of my life.
— Kevin Systrom
If anyone can crack the publicity nut and figure out how to not come across hammy and contrived, I'd love to talk to them.
— Gale Harold
I've just found out I'm allergic to nut-cases
— Benny Bellamacina
She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house?
— Shelly Laurenston
EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
— Ambrose Bierce
If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby!
— Jeffrey Gitomer
John Wayne is as tough as an old nut and as soft as a yellow ribbon.
— Elizabeth Taylor
I wouldn't have been a health care nut if it hadn't been for my paralysis, so something good came from this.
— Michael Graves
There are more balls in twenty feet of street here then there are in all of Dublin, and I'm proud to be swaying in the nut sack.
— Karen Marie Moning
I'm considered a health nut amongst vampires. I usually feed only on vegetarians.
— Johnny B. Truant
The winter's frost must rend the burr of the nut before the fruit is seen. So adversity tempers the human heart, to discover its real worth.
— Honore De Balzac
What is meant by 'nut bag'? Is that a testicular reference or merely the identification of a satchel of cashews or pecans?
— Jessica Park
Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.
— Devon McCormack
Today's Oak tree are tomorrows Nut that stood his ground.
— Roelof Beukes
Half-Christian, half-Jewish, a 'cathjew nut',
— Salman Rushdie
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
— Howard Stern
A nut is someone whose noose broke.
— Joanne Greenberg
All the nut eaters and food faddists I have ever known, died early after a long period of senile decay - Winston Churchill
— Stuart Finlay
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
— Steve Martin
I am not a madman or a nut.
— Abdul Qadeer Khan
The first follower is what transforms the lone nut into a leader, and in a startup, that first follower is usually a cofounder.
— Guy Kawasaki
I don't like your manner," Kingsley said in a voice you could have crack a Brazil nut on."That's all right," I said. "I'm not selling it. — Raymond Chandler
Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut.
— Gabrielle Evans
What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver.
— Helena Hunting
If one could see an infinite distance, they would observe the back of their head. That is Einstein's theory in a nut-shell.
— R. Alan Woods
Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?
— Loretta Lynn
We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases.
— Patrick Hayden
I am a vegetarian. I don't want to have anything injected into me that I can't eat. I am a real health nut. I look after myself well.
— Marie Helvin
I was seeing more stars than Patrick Moore; he didn't half give me a sore fucking whack on the nut.
— Stephen Richards
I love movies. I'm a nut. There's nothing I would rather do than see three movies a day.
— Bree Turner
It's good she hooked up with me, she's such a nut, she needs a badass to take her back.
— Kristen Ashley
I'm a movie nut. I go to the movies probably twice a week, and if I'm not doing anything at night, I'm usually watching a movie or two.
— Dominic Monaghan
Cobnuts have a fresher flavour than any other nut I know of and go very well with autumnal fruit and light cheeses.
— Yotam Ottolenghi
Be awesome! Be a book nut!
— Dr. Seuss
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
— Charles Spurgeon
The police think I'm a rubbernecker. They think I'm a stalker, a nut-case, mentally unstable.
— Paula Hawkins
So the owner of a monster head wants to meet on a path named Nut," I said. "That's appropriate.
— Lisa Shearin
I'm kind of kooky, but do I look like a religious nut?
— Peggy Lipton
I'm a huge dog nut - giant, giant.
— Jill Abramson
I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
— Bill Murray
I'm a history nut.
— Billy Joel
I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
— Karl Pilkington
Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut.
— Art Garfunkel
I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.
— Bram Stoker
Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.
— Tony Randall
Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Alejandro Jodorowsky is one of the supreme nut jobs in movie history, and of course I mean that in the nicest way.
— Steve Erickson
What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running?
— Steve Prefontaine
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
— David Sedaris
I've traveled quite a lot and become a coffee nut.
— James Vincent McMorrow
Don't beat yourself up about being a nut job. Facebook's made stalkers out of us all.
— Suzanne Wright
People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut.
— Jennifer Reese
I was a comic book nut and grew up on 'Star Wars' and 'Indiana Jones.'
— Christian Borle