Momma Quotes

Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Momma

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Momma Quotes By Gene Ward: The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.' The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.' Gene Ward
Momma Quotes By Rick Bragg: Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe Rick Bragg
Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly that when she was Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! Various
Momma Quotes By Toni Aleo: You do. Jordie Thomas is not a take-home-to-Momma You do. Jordie Thomas is not a take-home-to-Momma kind of man." "No, he isn't," she agreed. "But he is a fuck-you-stupid kind of man. Toni Aleo
Momma Quotes By Danielle Marcus: But, your ass still haven't told her about But, your ass still haven't told her about LaNyla! She's the girl's god mommy; not knowing she step momma too! Danielle Marcus
Momma Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Momma, I could live with the idea. Momma, I could live with the idea. Carolyn Brown
Momma Quotes By Shelby Lynne: I don't think I've ever put it in I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him. Shelby Lynne
Momma Quotes By Rochelle H. Ragnarok: It's not easy for a young gay fabulous It's not easy for a young gay fabulous boy in Japan, I should know, that's why I became a woman. Momma Nakama Rochelle H. Ragnarok
Momma Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your momma You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. Jeff Foxworthy
Momma Quotes By J. Cole: Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. J. Cole
Momma Quotes By Tori Spelling: I am proud of my kids, but I I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation. Tori Spelling
Momma Quotes By Yo Momma: Yo Mama so ugly, Yo Mama so ugly, Yo Momma
Momma Quotes By Mary Kubica: Momma used to say, "We don't have much, Momma used to say, "We don't have much, but at least we have each other." And then one day, we didn't even have that much. — Mary Kubica
Momma Quotes By James Buchanan: My momma always said bossy was good for My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. — James Buchanan
Momma Quotes By Katherine Paterson: Brenda's pouting voice broke in, Your girl friend's Brenda's pouting voice broke in, Your girl friend's dead, and Momma thought you was dead, too. — Katherine Paterson
Momma Quotes By Martin Lawrence: As long as there's Big Momma, we're going As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. — Martin Lawrence
Momma Quotes By Ebony Tanya: Momma and Daddy have a good marriage and Momma and Daddy have a good marriage and friendship. — Ebony Tanya
Momma Quotes By Lysa TerKeurst: Bad moments don't make bad mommas. Bad moments don't make bad mommas. — Lysa TerKeurst
Momma Quotes By Coolio: Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. — Coolio
Momma Quotes By Kim Kardashian: Shake what ya momma gave ya and most Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy — Kim Kardashian
Momma Quotes By Robin Roberts: Make your mess your message," Momma liked to Make your mess your message," Momma liked to say. And I did. — Robin Roberts
Momma Quotes By Pharoahe Monch: His momma said, Donovan why are you, on His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer? — Pharoahe Monch
Momma Quotes By Eric Jerome Dickey: A man won't buy the cow when he A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times — Eric Jerome Dickey
Momma Quotes By Will Rogers: Give her a day, and then in return Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. — Will Rogers
Momma Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Momma always said that a true lady never Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My — Carolyn Brown
Momma Quotes By Dolly Parton: If you talk bad about country music, it's If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words — Dolly Parton
Momma Quotes By Kelly Carter: Run Momma bird is coming! Run Momma bird is coming! — Kelly Carter
Momma Quotes By V.C. Andrews: I watched the jealousy between them grow, and I watched the jealousy between them grow, and felt it was none of my fault
only Momma's! As everything wrong in my life was her fault. — V.C. Andrews
Momma Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. — Carolyn Brown
Momma Quotes By Angie Thomas: How he could sell the very stuff that How he could sell the very stuff that took his momma from him? Did he realize that he was taking somebody else's momma from them? Did — Angie Thomas
Momma Quotes By Jay Rock: My mother is home. Your mother is your My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. — Jay Rock
Momma Quotes By Rick Yancey: I bet you popped out of your momma I bet you popped out of your momma with a gun in one hand and a doughnut in the other. — Rick Yancey
Momma Quotes By Barry Bonds: I was a momma's boy. I didn't get I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark. — Barry Bonds
Momma Quotes By Brandi Carlile: You can't change people, but most importantly, unless You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them. — Brandi Carlile
Momma Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your momma You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy
Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor that when I rang Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various
Momma Quotes By Dorothea Benton Frank: Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake. — Dorothea Benton Frank
Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor that when I visited Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? — Various
Momma Quotes By Tony Glare: Yo momma's so ugly when people see her Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! — Tony Glare
Momma Quotes By Chris Kyle: Despite what your momma told you, Violence does Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, — Chris Kyle
Momma Quotes By Eve Chase: Ghosts are everywhere, not just the ghost of Ghosts are everywhere, not just the ghost of Momma in the woods, but ghosts of us too, what we used to be like in those long summers. — Eve Chase
Momma Quotes By Momma Moon: We have the opportunity to pour into them We have the opportunity to pour into them what they were created to be; and pullout the treasure that they cannot yet see. — Momma Moon
Momma Quotes By Various: *** Yo momma so stupid that when I *** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various
Momma Quotes By Bo Jackson: Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy. — Bo Jackson
Momma Quotes By THE CLOWN FACTORY: Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY
Momma Quotes By Miles Davis: My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. — Miles Davis
Momma Quotes By Chubby Checker: Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker
Momma Quotes By Clive Barker: He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker
Momma Quotes By Yelawolf: How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama. — Yelawolf
Momma Quotes By Kristen Ashley: And Burford needs a momma. And Burford needs a momma. — Kristen Ashley
Momma Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your Momma You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. — Jeff Foxworthy
Momma Quotes By Ryan Mecum: I loved my mommaI eat her with my I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it. — Ryan Mecum
Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. — Various
Momma Quotes By Barbara Mandrell: I am loving being Momma. I really, really I am loving being Momma. I really, really am. — Barbara Mandrell
Momma Quotes By Cynthia Voigt: Mina thought to herself, watching, her momma was Mina thought to herself, watching, her momma was the kind of woman she wanted to be, wherever else she got to in her life. — Cynthia Voigt
Momma Quotes By Little Richard: My mother died, and I couldn't stand to My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a momma's boy. — Little Richard
Momma Quotes By J. Lynn: Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your momma proud? — J. Lynn
Momma Quotes By Ben Elton: What the matter wit' your momma? She only What the matter wit' your momma? She only know one name?' Stone — Ben Elton
Momma Quotes By Maya Angelou: Momma convinced us that not only was cleanliness Momma convinced us that not only was cleanliness next to Godliness, dirtiness was the inventor of misery. The — Maya Angelou
Momma Quotes By Jerry Reed: I got my first guitar at age of I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! — Jerry Reed
Momma Quotes By Joe Schwartz: Momma always said when Randy got an idea Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. — Joe Schwartz
Momma Quotes By Geronimo Pratt: I want to remind all Africans, please come I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting. — Geronimo Pratt
Momma Quotes By Chris Kyle: Despite what your momma told ya, violence does Despite what your momma told ya, violence does solve problems. — Chris Kyle
Momma Quotes By Brent Weeks: So for fifteen years she'd been hiding her So for fifteen years she'd been hiding her love for a man who had been hiding his love for her. That meant she'd betrayed the man who loved her. — Brent Weeks
Momma Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your momma You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy
Momma Quotes By Erk Russell: Do what your momma tells you to do, Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro. — Erk Russell
Momma Quotes By Penny Reid: I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women. — Penny Reid
Momma Quotes By Cynthia Voigt: Why doesn't momma come back? Why doesn't momma come back? — Cynthia Voigt
Momma Quotes By Robert J. Crane: Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out alive, last I checked. — Robert J. Crane
Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. — Various
Momma Quotes By Katherine Paterson: He could usually get outdoors without waking Momma He could usually get outdoors without waking Momma or Ellie or Brenda or Joyce Ann. — Katherine Paterson
Momma Quotes By Jerry Lee Lewis: My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. — Jerry Lee Lewis
Momma Quotes By Tom Sizemore: I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education. — Tom Sizemore
Momma Quotes By Merle Haggard: Momma tried to raise me better, but her Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried. — Merle Haggard
Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various
Momma Quotes By Ludacris: Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. — Ludacris
Momma Quotes By Aries Spears: My momma used to kick in the door My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! — Aries Spears
Momma Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Momma bear lookin' after my kids. Good woman Momma bear lookin' after my kids. Good woman lookin' after her man. — Kristen Ashley
Momma Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor her face is on Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. — Various
Momma Quotes By Zsa Zsa Gabor: I learned in school that money isn't everything. I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school. — Zsa Zsa Gabor