Momma Quotes

The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.' — Gene Ward

Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier. — Rick Ross

Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe — Rick Bragg

It's just fun to say aliens. I keep thinking something is gonna pop out of my chest and try to make me its momma. — Milly Taiden

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

If y'all find a couple of my toes on ya plate, jess let me know, 'cause I'm missin' a few. I put my foot in this heah meal." ~Big Momma — Angela Duirden-Galbreth

You do. Jordie Thomas is not a take-home-to-Momma kind of man." "No, he isn't," she agreed. "But he is a fuck-you-stupid kind of man. — Toni Aleo

Momma, you're special, Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes. — Stephenie Meyer

But, your ass still haven't told her about LaNyla! She's the girl's god mommy; not knowing she step momma too! — Danielle Marcus

My momma once told me, you don't need to be pushed in order to fall. I don't think you'll need to do much pushing, Jessica. — Penny Reid

Momma, I could live with the idea. — Carolyn Brown

Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty. — Jamie Farrell

I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him. — Shelby Lynne

If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. — Chris Smither

It's not easy for a young gay fabulous boy in Japan, I should know, that's why I became a woman. Momma Nakama — Rochelle H. Ragnarok

After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. — Dolly Parton

Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own ... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma. — Paul Vixie

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy

138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs — Pokemon Jokes

Bloodthirsty, thy name is Momma Wolf. — Carrie Ann Ryan

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. — J. Cole

Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday
You just go to LIV after church on Sunday — Drake

My momma used to say that a girl had to find her prince after wading through the frogs. — Shelly Crane

I believe a family just isn't complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy's nose right around the time they divorced. — Cole Alpaugh

I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation. — Tori Spelling

The weight of appreciation and the threat, which was never spoken, of a return to Momma were burdens that clogged my childish wits into impassivity. — Maya Angelou

They rung my bell to ask me.
Could I recommend a maid.
I said, yes, your momma. — Langston Hughes

Billy offers small hums of agreement and waits for the momma-logue to wind down. — Ben Fountain

Well, a little girl is more likely to trust a person who reminds her of her momma, right? Depends on what her momma's like, I thought. — Gillian Flynn

Yo Mama so ugly, — Yo Momma

Sweet sixteen today. She's looking like her momma a little more every day. — Bob Carlisle

Promise to my momma I'ma make it to the Top..
So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop — J. Cole

Momma used to say, "We don't have much, but at least we have each other." And then one day, we didn't even have that much. — Mary Kubica

My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. — James Buchanan

Brenda's pouting voice broke in, Your girl friend's dead, and Momma thought you was dead, too. — Katherine Paterson

As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. — Martin Lawrence

Momma and Daddy have a good marriage and friendship. — Ebony Tanya

Bad moments don't make bad mommas. — Lysa TerKeurst

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. — Coolio

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy — Kim Kardashian

Make your mess your message," Momma liked to say. And I did. — Robin Roberts

His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer? — Pharoahe Monch

A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times — Eric Jerome Dickey

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. — Will Rogers

Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My — Carolyn Brown

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words — Dolly Parton

Run Momma bird is coming! — Kelly Carter

I watched the jealousy between them grow, and felt it was none of my fault
only Momma's! As everything wrong in my life was her fault. — V.C. Andrews

Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. — Carolyn Brown

How he could sell the very stuff that took his momma from him? Did he realize that he was taking somebody else's momma from them? Did — Angie Thomas

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. — Jay Rock

I bet you popped out of your momma with a gun in one hand and a doughnut in the other. — Rick Yancey

I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark. — Barry Bonds

You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them. — Brandi Carlile

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake. — Dorothea Benton Frank

Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? — Various

Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! — Tony Glare

Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, — Chris Kyle

Ghosts are everywhere, not just the ghost of Momma in the woods, but ghosts of us too, what we used to be like in those long summers. — Eve Chase

We have the opportunity to pour into them what they were created to be; and pullout the treasure that they cannot yet see. — Momma Moon

*** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various

Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy. — Bo Jackson

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. — Miles Davis

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? — Chubby Checker

He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker

How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama. — Yelawolf

And Burford needs a momma. — Kristen Ashley

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. — Jeff Foxworthy

I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it. — Ryan Mecum

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. — Various

I am loving being Momma. I really, really am. — Barbara Mandrell

Mina thought to herself, watching, her momma was the kind of woman she wanted to be, wherever else she got to in her life. — Cynthia Voigt

My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a momma's boy. — Little Richard

Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your momma proud? — J. Lynn

What the matter wit' your momma? She only know one name?' Stone — Ben Elton

Momma convinced us that not only was cleanliness next to Godliness, dirtiness was the inventor of misery. The — Maya Angelou

I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! — Jerry Reed

Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. — Joe Schwartz

I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting. — Geronimo Pratt

Despite what your momma told ya, violence does solve problems. — Chris Kyle

So for fifteen years she'd been hiding her love for a man who had been hiding his love for her. That meant she'd betrayed the man who loved her. — Brent Weeks

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy

Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro. — Erk Russell

I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women. — Penny Reid

Why doesn't momma come back? — Cynthia Voigt

Life's dangerous," Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out alive, last I checked. — Robert J. Crane

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. — Various

He could usually get outdoors without waking Momma or Ellie or Brenda or Joyce Ann. — Katherine Paterson

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. — Jerry Lee Lewis

I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education. — Tom Sizemore

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried. — Merle Haggard

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. — Ludacris

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! — Aries Spears

Momma bear lookin' after my kids. Good woman lookin' after her man. — Kristen Ashley

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. — Various

I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school. — Zsa Zsa Gabor