Momma used to say, "We don't have much, but at least we have each other." And then one day, we didn't even have that much. —
Mary Kubica

My
momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. —
James Buchanan

Brenda's pouting voice broke in, Your girl friend's dead, and
Momma thought you was dead, too. —
Katherine Paterson

As long as there's Big
Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. —
Martin Lawrence
Momma and Daddy have a good marriage and friendship. —
Ebony Tanya

Bad moments don't make bad
mommas. —
Lysa TerKeurst

Everything I cook tastes better than yo'
momma's nipples. —
Coolio

Shake what ya
momma gave ya and most of all be sassy —
Kim Kardashian

Make your mess your message,"
Momma liked to say. And I did. —
Robin Roberts

His
momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer? —
Pharoahe Monch

A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my
momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times —
Eric Jerome Dickey

Give her a day, and then in return
Momma gives you the other 364. —
Will Rogers
Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My —
Carolyn Brown

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my
momma. Them's fightin' words —
Dolly Parton

Run
Momma bird is coming! —
Kelly Carter

I watched the jealousy between them grow, and felt it was none of my fault
only
Momma's! As everything wrong in my life was her fault. —
V.C. Andrews

Cyrus's
momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. —
Carolyn Brown

How he could sell the very stuff that took his
momma from him? Did he realize that he was taking somebody else's
momma from them? Did —
Angie Thomas

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a
momma's boy or a
momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. —
Jay Rock

I bet you popped out of your
momma with a gun in one hand and a doughnut in the other. —
Rick Yancey

I was a
momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark. —
Barry Bonds

You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their
momma, you don't even know what's best for them. —
Brandi Carlile

You might be a redneck if your
momma tore her best dress coon hunting. —
Jeff Foxworthy

Yo
momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. —
Various

Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my
momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake. —
Dorothea Benton Frank

Yo
momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? —
Various

Yo
momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! —
Tony Glare

Despite what your
momma told you, Violence does solve problems, —
Chris Kyle

Ghosts are everywhere, not just the ghost of
Momma in the woods, but ghosts of us too, what we used to be like in those long summers. —
Eve Chase

We have the opportunity to pour into them what they were created to be; and pullout the treasure that they cannot yet see. —
Momma Moon

*** Yo
momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. —
Various

Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a
momma's boy. —
Bo Jackson

Yo
momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo —
THE CLOWN FACTORY

My father's rich, my
momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. —
Miles Davis

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your
momma chaw tobacca? —
Chubby Checker

He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply.
Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. —
Clive Barker

How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My
momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama. —
Yelawolf

And Burford needs a
momma. —
Kristen Ashley

You might be a redneck if your
Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. —
Jeff Foxworthy

I loved my
mommaI eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it. —
Ryan Mecum

Yo
momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. —
Various

I am loving being
Momma. I really, really am. —
Barbara Mandrell

Mina thought to herself, watching, her
momma was the kind of woman she wanted to be, wherever else she got to in her life. —
Cynthia Voigt

My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a
momma's boy. —
Little Richard

Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your
momma proud? —
J. Lynn

What the matter wit' your
momma? She only know one name?' Stone —
Ben Elton
Momma convinced us that not only was cleanliness next to Godliness, dirtiness was the inventor of misery. The —
Maya Angelou

I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down.
Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! —
Jerry Reed
Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. —
Joe Schwartz

I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves.
Momma is waiting. —
Geronimo Pratt

Despite what your
momma told ya, violence does solve problems. —
Chris Kyle

So for fifteen years she'd been hiding her love for a man who had been hiding his love for her. That meant she'd betrayed the man who loved her. —
Brent Weeks

You might be a redneck if your
momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. —
Jeff Foxworthy

Do what your
momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro. —
Erk Russell

I'd once overheard my daddy tell my
momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women. —
Penny Reid

Why doesn't
momma come back? —
Cynthia Voigt

Life's dangerous,"
Momma replied sharply. "Nobody gets out alive, last I checked. —
Robert J. Crane

Yo
momma so ugly she makes onions cry. —
Various

He could usually get outdoors without waking
Momma or Ellie or Brenda or Joyce Ann. —
Katherine Paterson

My
momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. —
Jerry Lee Lewis

I'm essentially a
momma's boy with a good education. —
Tom Sizemore
Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause
Momma tried. —
Merle Haggard

Yo
momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. —
Various

Yo'
Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. —
Ludacris

My
momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! —
Aries Spears
Momma bear lookin' after my kids. Good woman lookin' after her man. —
Kristen Ashley

Yo
momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. —
Various

I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So
momma sent me to a different school. —
Zsa Zsa Gabor