Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men! — Bill Burr
Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me. — Barry Lyga
Scholars tell us that there was no word in ancient Latin or Greek for "self" as it is understood in contemporary usage. — James Carroll
You find that you have lot of time on your hands when you suddenly are not drinking because you are pregnant. — Chelsea Cain
Keep we to the broad truths before us; duty here; knowledge comes alone in the Hereafter. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen. — Jack Nicklaus
Pray for good.Pray for happy.
And always pray for Mom. — Richelle E. Goodrich
Those who lapse from the Gospel to the Law are no better off than those who lapse from grace into idolatry. — Martin Luther
