Joe Rogan Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Joe Rogan on Wise Famous Quotes.
A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.
I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.
If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That's all they are.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
Once you understand what excellence is all about ... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.
The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.