Joe Rogan Quotes

Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Joe Rogan

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Joe Rogan quotes: When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men. When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
Joe Rogan quotes: Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow ... We know that inherently that feels great. Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow ... We know that inherently that feels great.
Joe Rogan quotes: If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk. If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
Joe Rogan quotes: For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
Joe Rogan quotes: Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
Joe Rogan quotes: Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater. Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
Joe Rogan quotes: The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
Joe Rogan quotes: Once you understand what excellence is all about ... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. Once you understand what excellence is all about ... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.
Joe Rogan quotes: When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
Joe Rogan quotes: It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler. It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
Joe Rogan quotes: If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances. If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.
Joe Rogan quotes: I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
Joe Rogan quotes: One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good. One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
Joe Rogan quotes: We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by. We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.
Joe Rogan quotes: My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
Joe Rogan quotes: If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time. If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
Joe Rogan quotes: I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
Joe Rogan quotes: I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are. I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.
Joe Rogan quotes: I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC. I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
Joe Rogan quotes: By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful. By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.
Joe Rogan quotes: People are scared man, they're scared of the void. People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
Joe Rogan quotes: Houston Alexander is for real! Houston Alexander is for real!
Joe Rogan quotes: Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
Joe Rogan quotes: Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
Joe Rogan quotes: It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people. It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
Joe Rogan quotes: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie. Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.
Joe Rogan quotes: A unicorn is a donkey from the future A unicorn is a donkey from the future
Joe Rogan quotes: But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
Joe Rogan quotes: I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
Joe Rogan quotes: I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer. I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
Joe Rogan quotes: My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
Joe Rogan quotes: The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it. The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
Joe Rogan quotes: I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
Joe Rogan quotes: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
Joe Rogan quotes: I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
Joe Rogan quotes: It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal. It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
Joe Rogan quotes: Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That's all they are. Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That's all they are.
Joe Rogan quotes: Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
Joe Rogan quotes: Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot
Joe Rogan quotes: Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
Joe Rogan quotes: Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in ... Brazilian JiuJitsu Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in ... Brazilian JiuJitsu
Joe Rogan quotes: People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.
Joe Rogan quotes: Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan quotes: To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
Joe Rogan quotes: That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan quotes: I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
Joe Rogan quotes: If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
Joe Rogan quotes: The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan quotes: On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed. On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
Joe Rogan quotes: The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan quotes: The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.
Joe Rogan quotes: Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential. Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.
Joe Rogan quotes: Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
Joe Rogan quotes: It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.