Dong Quotes

There's going to be a real ding dong when the bell goes. — David Coleman

The poorest people are not people without money, but people without memories of happier times when they're down — Kim Dong-joo

Most artists are surrealists ... always dreaming something and then they paint it. — Dong Kingman

I try not to push myself too hard, but I also need to perform and earn the results. — Im Dong-Hyun

Doesn't prove she's dumped you for a gym rat with the face of Keanu Reeves, the anatomy of King Dong, and the charisma of moi — David Mitchell

It's often said when a baby is born so is a grandparent; well, for me it turned out that when I was born it was also the birth of a Ding Dong. — Lisa A. Tortorello

For me, seeing the target and not seeing the target doesn't make any difference. — Im Dong-Hyun

Things that happen along the way determine the final result. I think the pain and suffering I went through in the past ... lead me here today. — Lee Dong-wook

You can hide things from the world, but you can never hide things from time. — Kim Dong Hwa

Archery requires very sensitive muscles. — Im Dong-Hyun

When you first get fame, you're so insecure that you just become a ding dong. — Tate Donovan

One more word that may be useful in the heat of passion: dong. Dong sounds like someone very important has just arrived. — Joe Dunthorne

If I couldn't see the colors, now that would be a problem. — Im Dong-Hyun

What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride

You should've warned me," Tink muttered crossly. "I'm the one who had to see his dong swinging around
— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Rafael, the Rat King, stared at the carnage with black-button eyes. "She is dead."
"Ding dong, the witch is dead, — Laurell K. Hamilton

I had a strong desire to become an archer from the very first time I tried it. I forgot my other ambitions. I just wanted to compete in the Olympics. — Im Dong-Hyun

What should I do? The person I really like ... I told him not to play with bad people. But he won't listen. Really, what should I do? — Kim Dong-joo

Tick Tock, The sun fell down; Ding Dong the moon took a peek, Ring Ding, It's Harmonizing my Insanity — Whitney Smith

Frank nodded grimly. Well ... any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can't be all bad. Let's go. — Rick Riordan

Three men riding on a bicycle which has only one wheel, I guess that's surrealism. — Dong Kingman

For us as Asian-Americans, I think the bane of our existence is one stereotype - 'Sixteen Candles,' the Long Duk Dong character. — Daniel Wu

To be perfectly frank, his ding-dong wouldn't have been what you might call the subject of an exhaustive search. Albert — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

When I look down the range at the target all I can do is try to distinguish between the different colors. — Im Dong-Hyun

Don't judge a person on winning or losing. — Dong Dong

PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY! — Stephen King

It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong. — Elle Casey

You can't be invisible being Asian. You can't say "Hi, I'm white!" — Arthur Dong

No matter if you win or lose, the most important thing in life is to enjoy what you have. — Dong Dong

Katherine -I wondered if this was how Dorothy felt when she woke up in Oz with all the little people squawking ding dong, the witch is dead. — Lorraine Beaumont

No Finn, ya ding-dong!
-Princess Bubblegum — Paige Moss

I came hoping to see those eyes, but instead I return with my heart, leaving behind only flowers. — Kim Dong Hwa

The heart of a woman is really strange. — Kim Dong Hwa

Your life will be the result of who and what you've been reading and the people you know. — Rui Zhi Dong

The only thing you can trust in this world is money and your source of food. — Kim Dong-joo

Most artists are surrealists — Dong Kingman

The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out. — Dana Gould

Quit playing Marco Polo with my ass, Christopher Columbus. This isn't an exploration, so you aren't putting your ding dong in this donut hole — B.B. Reid

JOURNEY: If someone pulls out a dong, then I'm gone.
JUSTICE: Rhymed. — Bijou Hunter

A bond as important as that of a husband and wife, is the bond between siblings. — Lee Dong-wook

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong. — Brian Posehn

Ding-dong," I said. "The bitch is dead. — Jennifer Estep

Sobriety sucked the biggest donkey dong in the world. — Sarah Hepola

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

Who put the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp, who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong? — Barry Mann

A man who becomes enchanted by the flower's fragrance stays only for a fleeting moment, but a man who comes because of love stays for a lifetime. — Kim Dong Hwa

What they lack in stature, they make up for with their mouths. — Kim Dong Hwa

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! — J.R.R. Tolkien

Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead. — E.Y. Harburg

I've had some surgery and shoulder problems. — Im Dong-Hyun