John Swartzwelder Quotes
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John Swartzwelder Quotes & Sayings
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I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.
— John Swartzwelder
As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.
— John Swartzwelder
I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.
— John Swartzwelder
If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.
— John Swartzwelder
They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?
— John Swartzwelder
Kids have too much money these days, if you ask me.
— John Swartzwelder