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I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. — John Swartzwelder

As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach. — John Swartzwelder

I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants. — John Swartzwelder

If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. — John Swartzwelder

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good? — John Swartzwelder

Kids have too much money these days, if you ask me. — John Swartzwelder