Funny Voice Quotes

There was a small, quiet moment, the kind you just have time to notice, which makes you feel sad for no good reason. — Nick Harkaway

This isn't funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes! — Castiel

Mabel, I manscape," he says in a very offended voice. — Lily Morton

Are you decent?" a woman's voice called, pushing the door cautiously ajar.
"Nay, but we're clothed," Cian purred. — Karen Marie Moning

If someone is robbing us, come back after buisness hours! Calla's voice came from upstairs. — Maggie Stiefvater

First thing you learn wandering the long roads, kid. Everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story.
Pg328 — Sebastien De Castell

Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us. — Kresley Cole

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical. — Jerry Seinfeld

The world was fair, the mountains tall
In Elder Days before the fall ... — J.R.R. Tolkien

Well," Loraz said, her voice as dry as the rest of her was not. "At least you still have clothes on. — Laini Taylor

I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices. — Natalie Portman

Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird. — Colleen Gleason

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining. — Gabriel Iglesias

On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice. — Stephen Colbert

Trivia rarely affect efficiency. Are all the machinations worth it, when their primary effect is to make the code less readable? — Brian Kernighan

That's what acting is about, Funny wigs and voices, that's what we do. — Cillian Murphy

I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny. — Lake Bell

Domaholic?" His voice went all funny with amazement. "Fuck, you're so cute. — Lucian Bane

There was a time when a willingness to criticize one's own government when it was wrong was the very definition of patriotism. — Ron Paul

Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? — William Kittredge

I'll get it, said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice. — Cuthbert Soup

What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron

It's so funny to get a call from Dustin Hoffman because he has that great voice. — Andie MacDowell

I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind. — L.J.Smith

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices. — Michel Gondry

Burroughs's voice is hard, derisive, inventive, free, funny, serious, poetic, indelibly American. — Joan Didion

I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice — Tara Sivec

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. — Joey Lauren Adams

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice. — Julie Benz

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon. — Mark Jackman

Dang, that sounds like a fucking movie and shit. Sleep Hard 4: Sleep Harder. — Chuck Wendig

Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny colour". — Alex Cotton