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Funny San Francisco Quotes By Sylvia Day: Let's order cheap Chinese and eat it out

Let's order cheap Chinese and eat it out of the box with chopsticks."
"Let's order good Chinese and do that. — Sylvia Day

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Paul Weller: Everyone gets frustrated and aggressive, and I'd sooner

Everyone gets frustrated and aggressive, and I'd sooner take my aggression out on a guitar than on a person. — Paul Weller

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Jim Otto: I was told in high school that the

I was told in high school that the last game during your senior year stays with you forever, which is true. — Jim Otto

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Anatole France: Ignorance and error are necessary to life, like

Ignorance and error are necessary to life, like bread and water. — Anatole France

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Dave Barry: San Francisco leads the world in the category

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions. — Dave Barry

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Pat Conroy: The only word for goodness is goodness, and

The only word for goodness is goodness, and it is not enough. — Pat Conroy

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Marilyn Manson: My first dissatisfaction has always been with religion.

My first dissatisfaction has always been with religion. — Marilyn Manson

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Michael Tobin: Freedom is a state of mind, freedom is

Freedom is a state of mind, freedom is choice. — Michael Tobin

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: I have my own matches and sulphur, and

I have my own matches and sulphur, and I'll make my own hell. — Rudyard Kipling

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Shelley Coriell: The big bass drum in my head started

The big bass drum in my head started booming again. Guilt made way too much noise. — Shelley Coriell

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Plato said, be kind to everyone you meet

Plato said, be kind to everyone you meet for we are all fighting difficult battles. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Bangambiki Habyarimana: Read whatever book you lay your hands on

Read whatever book you lay your hands on if you can, for every writer has a story to tell — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Dave Matthews: San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe,

San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it. — Dave Matthews

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Nina Simone: To be young, gifted and black!

To be young, gifted and black! — Nina Simone

Funny San Francisco Quotes By Andy Biersack: Like birds whose wings are broken, you live

Like birds whose wings are broken, you live without direction! — Andy Biersack