Charles E. McKenzie Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.