Funny River Quotes

Sometimes pressure can be good, and it gives you a lot of energy to do something. — Carine Roitfeld

It is beyond any man's wisdom to judge the secret heart of another ... for in it are good and evil mixed. — Lloyd Alexander

Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes. — Antonio Garcia Martinez

Patience is a crucial but rare investment commodity. — David Dreman

Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,' he said unsteadily and flopped over the side-rail. — Ian Livingstone

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over. — Rick Riordan

It feels a long way up and down from zero. — May Sarton

All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs. — Antonin Artaud

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled. — Cate Tiernan

The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons

It's stupid to expect perfection from bands because afterall they're just human beings. — Neil Young

To please men and to kill parasites are the only uses tobacco-its ultimate effects are the same in both cases. — John Harvey Kellogg

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Heather and I decided we were going to be pretty low-key at the convention. — Mary Cheney

Praying men must be strong in hope, and faith, and prayer. — Edward McKendree Bounds

I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit. — Mark Twain

I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive. — River Jaymes

Hitch your wagon to a star. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes you're about as funny as a busted condom. — Mark Coggins

Pleasing one king is difficult enough. Pleasing two is hardly possible. — George R R Martin

Even in having children in this new life, death played its part. — Paul Kalanithi