Funny River Quotes
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Funny River Quotes & Sayings
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It is beyond any man's wisdom to judge the secret heart of another ... for in it are good and evil mixed.
— Lloyd Alexander
Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes.
— Antonio Garcia Martinez
Patience is a crucial but rare investment commodity.
— David Dreman
Excuse me for a moment, will ye. I think I have to talk to the river,' he said unsteadily and flopped over the side-rail.
— Ian Livingstone
I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over.
— Rick Riordan
It feels a long way up and down from zero.
— May Sarton
Even in having children in this new life, death played its part.
— Paul Kalanithi
All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs.
— Antonin Artaud
Pleasing one king is difficult enough. Pleasing two is hardly possible.
— George R R Martin
Sometimes you're about as funny as a busted condom.
— Mark Coggins
Hitch your wagon to a star.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.
— Mark Twain
Praying men must be strong in hope, and faith, and prayer.
— Edward McKendree Bounds
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
To please men and to kill parasites are the only uses tobacco-its ultimate effects are the same in both cases.
— John Harvey Kellogg
It's stupid to expect perfection from bands because afterall they're just human beings.
— Neil Young
The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes.
— Paullina Simons