
Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.

Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today