Barney Stinson Quotes

It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.

Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today