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Barney Stinson quotes: It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!

It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!

Barney Stinson quotes: When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Barney Stinson quotes: Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

Barney Stinson quotes: You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Barney Stinson quotes: Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Barney Stinson quotes: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

Barney Stinson quotes: Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.

Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.

Barney Stinson quotes: Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today

Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today