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You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell
The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner
I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey. — Charles Barkley
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' — Bruce Baum
Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? — Bo Derek
I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A bloody mess. Every time. — David Kudler

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