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Funny Mess Up Quotes By Chelsea Handler: You know you're a hot mess when the

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Funny Mess Up Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Funny Mess Up Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Now there's a girl I don't want to

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Funny Mess Up Quotes By Jim Warner: The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

Funny Mess Up Quotes By Charles Barkley: I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey. — Charles Barkley

Funny Mess Up Quotes By Bruce Baum: I don't kill flies but I like to

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' — Bruce Baum

Funny Mess Up Quotes By Bo Derek: Life has played some funny tricks on me

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? — Bo Derek

Funny Mess Up Quotes By David Kudler: I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A

I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A bloody mess. Every time. — David Kudler