Funny Break Up Quotes
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Funny Break Up Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
— Daniel Tosh
There's a feminist writer, Naomi Wolfe, who is reconsidering her position on abortion.
— Norma McCorvey
While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg.
— Julie Kagawa
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I'm a Top 40 record guy. I remember the hits and don't remember the flops. Something in my brain blocks them out.
— Steve Cropper
Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break.
— Stephenie Meyer
It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.
— Peter Dinklage
It's funny how seeing another person hurt can break you down faster than your own emotions -Audrey
— Suzanne Young
The acting was first. As a teenager I was an actress; and then I came back as a singer.
— Julie London
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
First, I charge a retainer; then I charge a reminder; next I charge a refresher; and then I charge a finisher.
— Judah P. Benjamin
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
— Ron Atkinson
We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world.
— Frederick Lenz
heading west on the 495.
— Cheryl Etchison
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
We're not going to have the America that we want until we elect leaders who are going to tell the truth - not most days, but every day.
— Ann Richards
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
— Amy Schumer
In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears.
— Michel Houellebecq
In the quiet moments, the discoveries are made.
— Vera Farmiga
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
— Chevy Chase
As a kid my heart would break for the villains.
— Criss Jami
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?
— Mitch Hedberg
My exploits are nothing now to the average person.
— David Bailey
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.
— Kevin Costner
