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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK? — Orson Scott Card

I'd rather hold one note for an hour and modulate it so that it means something than play 3,000 notes in 15 seconds. — Brian Eno

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies! — Daniel Tosh

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny. — Albert Brooks

There's a feminist writer, Naomi Wolfe, who is reconsidering her position on abortion. — Norma McCorvey

'Funny' is really cool live. You break it down into an acoustic set, and sometimes I'll do that one unplugged and off the mic, depending on the venue. — Tori Kelly

While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg. — Julie Kagawa

I think it's nice to get a break from all of the big Hollywood comic book action-movies and see something that's relatable and funny and interesting. — Aubrey Plaza

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? — Leo Durocher

I'm a Top 40 record guy. I remember the hits and don't remember the flops. Something in my brain blocks them out. — Steve Cropper

Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break. — Stephenie Meyer

My knees on the ground, dear father, don't let me break, please make me stronger. — Rihanna

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny. — Peter Dinklage

It's funny how seeing another person hurt can break you down faster than your own emotions -Audrey — Suzanne Young

The acting was first. As a teenager I was an actress; and then I came back as a singer. — Julie London

A funny and insightful read, which every single girl can relate to. — Take A Break

I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best. — James Tate

First, I charge a retainer; then I charge a reminder; next I charge a refresher; and then I charge a finisher. — Judah P. Benjamin

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. — Ron Atkinson

We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world. — Frederick Lenz

heading west on the 495. — Cheryl Etchison

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

We're not going to have the America that we want until we elect leaders who are going to tell the truth - not most days, but every day. — Ann Richards

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. — Amy Schumer

In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears. — Michel Houellebecq

Thy hand bestows blessings: Thy power averts evil. I — Anonymous

Betrayal is sacred when the heart can encompass the whole. — Nancy Wait

Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentice Survivor Millionaire. — Bob Iger

In the quiet moments, the discoveries are made. — Vera Farmiga

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase

As a kid my heart would break for the villains. — Criss Jami

Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day? — J.R.R. Tolkien

As soon as you are willing to say 'it's not for you', you're freed up to make art. — Seth Godin

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one? — Mitch Hedberg

My exploits are nothing now to the average person. — David Bailey

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. — Kevin Costner

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling

I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart