Not Screwing Up Quotes

So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

John cursed himself. Or rather, he
cursed the past version of himself for so
thoughtlessly screwing over the current
version of himself. — David Wong

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up? — Bill Watterson

I'm no stranger to fucking up. — Kathleen Glasgow

I'm scared of screwing up my kids. — Tori Spelling

Instead, they asked: How do we prevent our people from screwing up? That approach never encourages a creative response. — Ed Catmull

I am not greedy of money myself, but the monotony of always screwing and paring is more tiresome than the monotony of riches. — Annie French Hector

If you're screwing up and people aren't saying anything, that means they have given up. — Jim Graham

I'd rather risk screwing up with you than not even try. - Under My Skin — J. Kenner

The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind. — Barry Diller

To the best guy I know that I'm not screwing. — Jay McLean

How do you listen to this shit? It sounds like two cat's screwing in a trashcan. — Colleen Masters

The minute you take away somebody the public's voting for, you're screwing with the program. There's no logic to it. — Nigel Lythgoe

[W]hen we make mistakes, we shrug and say that we are human. As bats are batty and slugs are sluggish, our own species is synonymous with screwing up. — Kathryn Schulz

As I was coming up in business, screwing up was not an option in any form. — Kevin Allen

If you're worrying about the past, you've got a good chance of screwing up the future. — Howard A. Tullman

It was almost as if my screwing everything up was beyond my control, destined, written in the stars. — Cyn Balog

Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just ... wrong. On so many levels. — Emma Chase

I know this, the Federal Reserve is private and the I.R.S. is screwing us. — Alex Jones

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal. — Jay Leno

Dad," I said hesitantly, "I wish you could be there for me even when I'm doing the wrong thing. I wish you could love me even when I'm screwing up. — Lisa Kleypas

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. — Jay Leno

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America? — Matt Lauer

Enjoy things even when you're screwing up. — Keith Johnstone

Morality is how you go about getting what you want without screwing anybody to get it. — Henry David Thoreau

Screwing business as usual fundamentally recognises that doing good is good for business. — Richard Branson

The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down. — Adam Savage

But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up. — Rebecca Scherm

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime. — Robert Mitchum

Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places. — Shannon L. Alder

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

I'm tired of screwing up. I'm tired of being down. I'm tired of myself. I'm tired of bein' down. — Tom Petty

A large part of being a parent is a constant near certainty that you are screwing it up, and it is comforting to be able to spread the blame around. — Cody McFadyen

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up. — Jim Butcher

Fun for us just happens to be screwing around with anything that gets our attention and is thought-provoking. — Jamie Hyneman