Funny Beer Quotes
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Funny Beer Quotes & Sayings
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I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one can.
— Jerry Snider
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
Never ask for 'a beer.'
— Michael Jackson
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
— Kristen Schaal
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
— Julius Caesar
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
— Doug Stanhope
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
— Michael Jackson
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.
— Charles Dickens
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.
— Richard Patrick
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
— Dennis Miller
This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.
— Rachel Caine
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
— Benny Bellamacina