Ducks Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Ducks
Ducks Quotes & Sayings
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They're not chicks. They're ducks.
— Lauren Myracle
The stupid ducks give me nightmares.
— Jen Wylie
Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.
— Chubby Checker
And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.
— Richard Hammond
The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty.
— Mark Levin
Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck
— Claude C. Hopkins
I had a few ducks as a kid.
— Michael Leunig
Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
— Judith Martin
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.
— Phil Robertson
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
— J.D. Salinger
The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us a modicum of protection against congressional tyranny.
— Walter E. Williams
I like Dr.Ducks Ax Wax ...
— Joe Beck
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
— Jase Robertson
It's great! I used it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) to restore the finish of my 370/12/RM and I love the way it turned out!..
— Roger McGuinn
Queer Ducks flock together.
— Gail Carson Levine
Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.
— Phil Robertson
If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.
— Patricia Briggs
I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks.
— Maeve Binchy
Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks."
"You might not think so if you were a duck. — Michel Faber
"You might not think so if you were a duck. — Michel Faber
There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray.
— Edward Lear
Ducks! Embrace me as your king!
— Cassandra Clare
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
— Barry Cryer
Don't show it and don't panic. Do like the ducks; on the surface stay calm, and below it paddle lile hell
— Dan Brown
That was the April my father learned not to trust ducks.
— Neil Gaiman
I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!
— Jade Puget
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.
— Salma Hayek
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.
— Alan Sugar
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
— Adam Sandler
I'm not someone who wears shades all the time and ducks into a darkened car in case I'm recognized - that would be absolute misery.
— Ian McKellen
Darkwing Duck and Don Karnage are the most fun to do, because they're both probably the closest to me - I kinda improvise a lot of them, kinda ad lib.
— Jim Cummings
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
— Mitch Hedberg
It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!
— Hans Christian Andersen
If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy.
— Jase Robertson
If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother.
— Michael Leunig
Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts.
— Phil Robertson
I'm sorry for the ducks; I love foie gras.
— Jose Andres
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.
— Coolio
Coaches are like ducks. Calm on top, but paddling underneath. Believe me, there's a lot of leg movement.
— Ken Hitchcock
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.
— Jodi Picoult
A community is like a family," she told him, "and every family has a few odd ducks. The important thing to remember is that they're still family.
— Heather Vogel Frederick
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.
— Bill Bailey
I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it.
— Elton John
To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck.
— Rami M. Shapiro
The lesson: If the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks.
— Randall Munroe
Women who start out as ugly ducklings don't become beautiful swans. What they mainly become is confident ducks. They take charge of their lives.
— Maeve Binchy
The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs.
— Ernest Bramah
No matter how organized your ducks are, life can turn on 2 seconds. So, you can't keep on waiting. Because, if you keep on waiting, it's gone.
— Diem Brown
A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets
— Nash Buckingham
Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute.
— Gene Hackman
A lot of young girls together is a romantic secret thing like the first sight of wild ducks at dawn.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
The fox often offers the duck its pond.
— Robert Jordan
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
— Karl Pilkington
You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency.
— Bill Mollison
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
— Groucho Marx
When I was younger, my mum used to put fresh flowers in bath water instead of rubber ducks, and since then I had a love of perfumes.
— Virginia Hey
He clenched his hands into fists and opened them again several times, as though strangling baby ducks.
— Jim Butcher
What do they do with those ducks, in the winter?
— J.D. Salinger
It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers.
— Martin Freeman
To the great delight of two ducks, four cats, five hens and half a dozen Irish children; for they were out of the city for now.
— Louisa May Alcott
What animals make the best doctors? A. Ducks, they're natural quacks.
— R. Eugene Pearson
I love Dr.Ducks Ax Wax ... Glossily Yours ...
— Elliot Easton
Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die of loneliness if separated from their chosen mate.
— Katherine Paterson
We use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all Danelectros before they ever leave the factory ...
— Brian Martin
We're all hunters in my family, you know. Deer, ducks ... damsels.
— Nenia Campbell
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck.
— Mike Pence
I use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax on my entire collection of vintage guitars ... it's the best polish I've ever used ...
— Bob Daisley
his snores sounded like ducks mating.
— George R R Martin
For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team.
— Henry Samueli
My dad used to hunt ducks, and my mom would put them in the pot. We lived really modestly. We had very little money.
— Megan Fox
Confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head.
— Abraham Lincoln
It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion.
— Gary Neville
Never trust a duck.
— Cassandra Clare
Honey, I forgot to duck
— Ronald Reagan