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They're not chicks. They're ducks. — Lauren Myracle

The stupid ducks give me nightmares. — Jen Wylie

Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck. — Chubby Checker

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks. — Richard Hammond

The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty. — Mark Levin

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer. — Ajahn Chah

Nature is a wet place where large numbers of ducks fly overhead uncooked. — Oscar Wilde

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck — Claude C. Hopkins

I had a few ducks as a kid. — Michael Leunig

Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. — Judith Martin

I enjoyed it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) .. in fact I'm all out ... — Dick Dale

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. — Various

Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season. — Ambrose Bierce

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that. — Phil Robertson

Where do the ducks go in the winter? — J.D. Salinger

The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us a modicum of protection against congressional tyranny. — Walter E. Williams

I like Dr.Ducks Ax Wax ... — Joe Beck

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks. — Jase Robertson

It's great! I used it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) to restore the finish of my 370/12/RM and I love the way it turned out!.. — Roger McGuinn

Queer Ducks flock together. — Gail Carson Levine

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks. — Phil Robertson

If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks. — Patricia Briggs

I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks. — Maeve Binchy

Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks."
"You might not think so if you were a duck. — Michel Faber

There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray. — Edward Lear

Remakes are always a challenge and they always are sitting ducks. — Nicolas Cage

It works ... (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax & String Lube) .. makes the strings last longer ... — Larry Coryell

Ducks! Embrace me as your king! — Cassandra Clare

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck? — Anne Hathaway

Music must be listened to; it is not enough to hear it. A duck hears also. — Igor Stravinsky

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking! — The Miz

Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck — Barry Cryer

Don't show it and don't panic. Do like the ducks; on the surface stay calm, and below it paddle lile hell — Dan Brown

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks."
"THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS! — Lauren Myracle

That was the April my father learned not to trust ducks. — Neil Gaiman

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness! — Jade Puget

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs. — Salma Hayek

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck. — Alan Sugar

How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks. — Dorothy L. Sayers

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. — Adam Sandler

I'm not someone who wears shades all the time and ducks into a darkened car in case I'm recognized - that would be absolute misery. — Ian McKellen

Darkwing Duck and Don Karnage are the most fun to do, because they're both probably the closest to me - I kinda improvise a lot of them, kinda ad lib. — Jim Cummings

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. — Mitch Hedberg

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus. — Creed Bratton

It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg! — Hans Christian Andersen

If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy. — Jase Robertson

If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother. — Michael Leunig

Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts. — Phil Robertson

I'm sorry for the ducks; I love foie gras. — Jose Andres

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed. — Coolio

Coaches are like ducks. Calm on top, but paddling underneath. Believe me, there's a lot of leg movement. — Ken Hitchcock

The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot. — Carl Sandburg

The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting. — Massad Ayoob

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. — Jodi Picoult

A community is like a family," she told him, "and every family has a few odd ducks. The important thing to remember is that they're still family. — Heather Vogel Frederick

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. — Eric Sevareid

I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it. — Elton John

To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck. — Rami M. Shapiro

The lesson: If the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks. — Randall Munroe

Women who start out as ugly ducklings don't become beautiful swans. What they mainly become is confident ducks. They take charge of their lives. — Maeve Binchy

The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs. — Ernest Bramah

No matter how organized your ducks are, life can turn on 2 seconds. So, you can't keep on waiting. Because, if you keep on waiting, it's gone. — Diem Brown

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. — Bobby Fischer

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets — Nash Buckingham

Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute. — Gene Hackman

A lot of young girls together is a romantic secret thing like the first sight of wild ducks at dawn. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The fox often offers the duck its pond. — Robert Jordan

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington

You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency. — Bill Mollison

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks. — Groucho Marx

When I was younger, my mum used to put fresh flowers in bath water instead of rubber ducks, and since then I had a love of perfumes. — Virginia Hey

He clenched his hands into fists and opened them again several times, as though strangling baby ducks. — Jim Butcher

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. — Confucius

What do they do with those ducks, in the winter? — J.D. Salinger

I didn't know whether to duck or to run, so I ran. — Bob Dylan

It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers. — Martin Freeman

To the great delight of two ducks, four cats, five hens and half a dozen Irish children; for they were out of the city for now. — Louisa May Alcott

What animals make the best doctors? A. Ducks, they're natural quacks. — R. Eugene Pearson

I love Dr.Ducks Ax Wax ... Glossily Yours ... — Elliot Easton

Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die of loneliness if separated from their chosen mate. — Katherine Paterson

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor. — Cody Lundin

Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck. — Rick Dees

We use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all Danelectros before they ever leave the factory ... — Brian Martin

We're all hunters in my family, you know. Deer, ducks ... damsels. — Nenia Campbell

The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence

If a woman is successful, she'd better duck, because they'll be out to get her. — Leona Helmsley

I use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax on my entire collection of vintage guitars ... it's the best polish I've ever used ... — Bob Daisley

his snores sounded like ducks mating. — George R R Martin

For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team. — Henry Samueli

It began, as it often does, with a woman putting her ducks in a row. — Sarah Blake

My dad used to hunt ducks, and my mom would put them in the pot. We lived really modestly. We had very little money. — Megan Fox

Confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head. — Abraham Lincoln

If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are. — Bear Bryant

He is being nibbled to death by ducks.

--More Later, Less the Same — James Tate

It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion. — Gary Neville

Never trust a duck. — Cassandra Clare

Honey, I forgot to duck — Ronald Reagan

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. — Bill Cosby

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. — Bjork