Ducks Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Ducks
Ducks Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Ducks quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
They're not chicks. They're ducks.
— Lauren Myracle
The stupid ducks give me nightmares.
— Jen Wylie
Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.
— Chubby Checker
And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.
— Richard Hammond
The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty.
— Mark Levin
Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck
— Claude C. Hopkins
I had a few ducks as a kid.
— Michael Leunig
Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
— Judith Martin
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.
— Phil Robertson
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
— J.D. Salinger
The framers gave us the Second Amendment not so we could go deer or duck hunting but to give us a modicum of protection against congressional tyranny.
— Walter E. Williams
I like Dr.Ducks Ax Wax ...
— Joe Beck
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
— Jase Robertson
It's great! I used it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) to restore the finish of my 370/12/RM and I love the way it turned out!..
— Roger McGuinn
Queer Ducks flock together.
— Gail Carson Levine
Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.
— Phil Robertson
If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.
— Patricia Briggs
I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks.
— Maeve Binchy
Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks.""You might not think so if you were a duck. — Michel Faber
Ducks! Embrace me as your king!
— Cassandra Clare
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
— Barry Cryer
Don't show it and don't panic. Do like the ducks; on the surface stay calm, and below it paddle lile hell
— Dan Brown
That was the April my father learned not to trust ducks.
— Neil Gaiman
I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!
— Jade Puget
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.
— Alan Sugar
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
— Adam Sandler
I'm not someone who wears shades all the time and ducks into a darkened car in case I'm recognized - that would be absolute misery.
— Ian McKellen
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
— Mitch Hedberg
It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!
— Hans Christian Andersen
If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy.
— Jase Robertson
If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother.
— Michael Leunig
Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts.
— Phil Robertson
I'm sorry for the ducks; I love foie gras.
— Jose Andres
Coaches are like ducks. Calm on top, but paddling underneath. Believe me, there's a lot of leg movement.
— Ken Hitchcock
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.
— Jodi Picoult
A community is like a family," she told him, "and every family has a few odd ducks. The important thing to remember is that they're still family.
— Heather Vogel Frederick
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.
— Bill Bailey
I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it.
— Elton John
To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck.
— Rami M. Shapiro
The lesson: If the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks.
— Randall Munroe
The wise duck keeps his mouth shut when he smells frogs.
— Ernest Bramah
A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets
— Nash Buckingham
Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute.
— Gene Hackman
A lot of young girls together is a romantic secret thing like the first sight of wild ducks at dawn.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
The fox often offers the duck its pond.
— Robert Jordan
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
— Karl Pilkington
You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency.
— Bill Mollison
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
— Groucho Marx
When I was younger, my mum used to put fresh flowers in bath water instead of rubber ducks, and since then I had a love of perfumes.
— Virginia Hey
He clenched his hands into fists and opened them again several times, as though strangling baby ducks.
— Jim Butcher
What do they do with those ducks, in the winter?
— J.D. Salinger
It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers.
— Martin Freeman
To the great delight of two ducks, four cats, five hens and half a dozen Irish children; for they were out of the city for now.
— Louisa May Alcott
What animals make the best doctors? A. Ducks, they're natural quacks.
— R. Eugene Pearson
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— Elliot Easton
Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die of loneliness if separated from their chosen mate.
— Katherine Paterson
We use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all Danelectros before they ever leave the factory ...
— Brian Martin
We're all hunters in my family, you know. Deer, ducks ... damsels.
— Nenia Campbell
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck.
— Mike Pence
I use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax on my entire collection of vintage guitars ... it's the best polish I've ever used ...
— Bob Daisley
his snores sounded like ducks mating.
— George R R Martin
For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team.
— Henry Samueli
Confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head.
— Abraham Lincoln
It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion.
— Gary Neville
Never trust a duck.
— Cassandra Clare
Honey, I forgot to duck
— Ronald Reagan
