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Church Funny Quotes & Sayings
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America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation.
— Norman Vincent Peale
I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.
— Marty Pollio
Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover.
— Rob Thomas
Church's boss was a dick too--justice!
— R.R. Virdi
I'm proud to be part of any Olympic team.
— Lindsey Vonn
Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
— George Lopez
That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!
— Hilary Duff
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
— Rowan Atkinson
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
Change forced by others is difficult to accept. And too rapid a change causes instability.
— Amish Tripathi
People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. - Mrs. Miracle
— Debbie Macomber
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.
— Jeff Foxworthy
All I ever wanted was you. Oh, my love. My only love.
— Elizabeth Anthony
I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on.
— Steve Martin
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory.
— Eric Church
The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.
— George Everett Macdonald