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Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I have no desire to make money off I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I was originally set to star in 'The I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I had a very funny family. I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't get why arabs are so pissed I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Put God and me in a cage, what Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: That cyclone in Burma? That was just me That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song ... — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: A kid came up to me the other A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: You always see black people complaining about this You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I always liked the story of Noah's Ark I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Yeah i thought about making the character of Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay ... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: The Jews are just clumsy bakers. The Jews are just clumsy bakers. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I went to film school and wanted to I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: It has been pretty much downhill ever since It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I use the N word almost daily. It I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't want to be one of those I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I think a lot of people are drawn I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: You want to know the secret of my You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics ... — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: It's not that I think the Nazis were It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: There is one person I can think of There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: They say the number on rule in showbusiness They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I know the Bible isn't real because it I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: If Democrats want to start winning elections in If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: What else could I tell them? I like What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I know every politician spins the truth a I know every politician spins the truth a little. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: It raises several serious questions. For example, how It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't want to blame it all on I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: If it were up to me, it'd be If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay! — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I think I suffer from some mild depression. I think I suffer from some mild depression. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Women are like parking spots, the best ones Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I want to take piano lessons, I want I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: She can't say no if she's unconscious. She can't say no if she's unconscious. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Its not that I'm in love with myself, Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Oh I love children, but I could never Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Everyone has an idea that they think would Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: They don't know I'm staring, what does it They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Sure, they are the future of our world. Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: It's just people trying to get on TV, It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I blame Walt Disney; well he has to I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: If God wanted women to be treated equally If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I don't mind it if blacks want equal I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I mean, so what if it's a little I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I really couldn't say how famous I really I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: The biggest problem I had with starring in The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'd never hit a woman unless I was I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Have I ever had sex with a hooker? Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'd really like to give back to the I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because ... share the wealth. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm always being told by directors that I I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be? — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: I'm not an hour late. You guys were I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early. — Zach Braff
Braff Quotes By Zach Braff: Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power. — Zach Braff