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Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later. — Zach Braff

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster! — Zach Braff

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society. — Zach Braff

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds. — Zach Braff

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets. — Zach Braff

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients. — Zach Braff

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write. — Zach Braff

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State — Zach Braff

If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. — Zach Braff

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. — Zach Braff

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple. — Zach Braff

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff — Zach Braff

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim? — Zach Braff

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD. — Zach Braff

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do — Zach Braff

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance. — Zach Braff

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there. — Zach Braff

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents. — Zach Braff

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once. — Zach Braff

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. — Zach Braff

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport. — Zach Braff

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience. — Zach Braff

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. — Zach Braff

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early? — Zach Braff

I know every politician spins the truth a little. — Zach Braff

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with. — Zach Braff

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined. — Zach Braff

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter — Zach Braff

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like. — Zach Braff

I think I suffer from some mild depression. — Zach Braff

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. — Zach Braff

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one. — Zach Braff

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie. — Zach Braff

I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese. — Zach Braff

She can't say no if she's unconscious. — Zach Braff

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack. — Zach Braff

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. — Zach Braff

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power. — Zach Braff

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early. — Zach Braff

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be? — Zach Braff

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because ... share the wealth. — Zach Braff

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle. — Zach Braff

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? — Zach Braff

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records? — Zach Braff

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra. — Zach Braff

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire. — Zach Braff

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there. — Zach Braff

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning. — Zach Braff

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it. — Zach Braff

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh — Zach Braff

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog — Zach Braff

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he? — Zach Braff

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me. — Zach Braff

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day. — Zach Braff

They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it? — Zach Braff

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world. — Zach Braff

That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction. — Zach Braff

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities. — Zach Braff

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore. — Zach Braff

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. — Zach Braff

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful — Zach Braff

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment — Zach Braff

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. — Zach Braff

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. — Zach Braff

The Jews are just clumsy bakers. — Zach Braff

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay ... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing — Zach Braff

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind. — Zach Braff

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? — Zach Braff

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation. — Zach Braff

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it. — Zach Braff

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song ... — Zach Braff

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. — Zach Braff

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? — Zach Braff

I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was. — Zach Braff

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school. — Zach Braff

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music. — Zach Braff

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. — Zach Braff

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters. — Zach Braff

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me? — Zach Braff

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do? — Zach Braff

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke. — Zach Braff

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans. — Zach Braff

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me. — Zach Braff

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me. — Zach Braff

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years. — Zach Braff

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay! — Zach Braff

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do — Zach Braff

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. — Zach Braff

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics ... — Zach Braff

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. — Zach Braff

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so. — Zach Braff

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that — Zach Braff

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. — Zach Braff