Boris Johnson Quotes: top 85 famous quotes about Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson Quotes & Sayings

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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. — Boris Johnson

I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done. — Boris Johnson

I'm not one of those people who believes in going endlessly around finger wagging and ticking people off for occasional colourful use of language. — Boris Johnson

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. — Boris Johnson

I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs? — Boris Johnson

We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better. — Boris Johnson

Can I say anything good about Ken Livinstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can't now remember what any of them were. — Boris Johnson

I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London. — Boris Johnson

Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It's not. On the contrary, it's a massive opportunity for this country. — Boris Johnson

I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick. — Boris Johnson

Boris [ Johnson]and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum]. — Ken Livingstone

He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well. — Boris Johnson

Boris [Johnson] follows the Bullingdon playbook: you break it and someone else has to fix it. — Tim Farron

I believed we needed someone who would be able to build a team, lead and unite. I hoped that person would be Boris Johnson. — Michael Gove

I have come, reluctantly, to the conclusion that Boris [Johnson] cannot provide the leadership or build the team for the task ahead. — Michael Gove

on a stool amid his guffawing comrades, 'I stand for — Boris Johnson

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. — Boris Johnson

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them. — Boris Johnson

Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious. — Boris Johnson

I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much — Boris Johnson

Now [Mike] Gove has destroyed Boris Johnson. — James Kirkup

Boris [Johnson] was cavalier with assurances he made. We're picking a prime minister here to lead the country, not a school prefect. — Dominic Raab

London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country. — Boris Johnson

There must be room in our world for eccentricity, even if it offends the prudes, and room for the vague other-worldliness that often goes with genius. — Boris Johnson

Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books. — Boris Johnson

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. — Boris Johnson

You are part of our Great British family. — Boris Johnson

Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market. — Boris Johnson

Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything. — Boris Johnson

Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals. — Boris Johnson

I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people. — Boris Johnson

[People] are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve. — Boris Johnson

There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. — Boris Johnson

I want London to be the most cycle-friendly city on Earth, and I want more people to be happy and safe on bicycles. — Boris Johnson

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas. — Boris Johnson

This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out. — Boris Johnson

The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics. — Boris Johnson

The idea that affable Boris[Johnson] is actually divisive, selfish and unreliable is Mr 's biggest weakness. — James Kirkup

I want to win and I want to be in office. — Boris Johnson

London is - after Athens and Rome - the third most influential city in history. — Boris Johnson

I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist. — Boris Johnson

Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power. — Boris Johnson

One thing you have got to do politically is to identify the ties that bind society together and try to strengthen them. — Boris Johnson

London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home. — Boris Johnson

I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar. — Boris Johnson

The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale, — Boris Johnson

The last time Boris Johnson did a deal with the Germans he came back with three nearly new water cannon. — Theresa May

All the people I talk to, increasingly, can see that the emperor has got no clothes. The case for leaving [the EU] is now overwhelming. — Boris Johnson

So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy. — Boris Johnson

What I worry about is that people are losing confidence, losing energy, losing enthusiasm, and there's a real opportunity to get them into work. — Boris Johnson

Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under. — Boris Johnson

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3. — Boris Johnson

This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for self-doubt. It is a moment of hope. — Boris Johnson

The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world. — Boris Johnson

If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere. — Boris Johnson

I suppose with houses and assets, then I guess I would be a millionaire. But so are a lot of people. — Boris Johnson

Meanwhile London Mayor Boris Johnson 'joked' that women only go to university because 'they've got to find men to marry' (hilarious, no?) and — Laura Bates

It's not for everyone. Some people just haven't got it. Maybe he [Boris Johnson] is one of them. — Ruth Davidson

Boris Johnson is a man of great attributes and great qualities. — Michael Gove

I'm a one-nation Tory. — Boris Johnson

I always believe writing is an indispensable part of one's political armoury. — Boris Johnson

unique understanding — Boris Johnson

I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work. — Boris Johnson

Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill. — Boris Johnson

I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight. — Boris Johnson

This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy. — Boris Johnson

The key thing is to be "Conservative in principle but Liberal in sympathy". — Boris Johnson

Times have been tough, the economy has been tough. But I want to bring forward a fantastic manifesto for taking the city forwards. — Boris Johnson

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better. — Boris Johnson

The Shakespearean theatre was the product of the entrepreneurial maritime culture of the age, — Boris Johnson

It just happens I write fast and always have done. — Boris Johnson

Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another. — Boris Johnson

[Boris]Johnson, [Nigel] Farage, they are retro-nationalists, not patriots. Patriots don't abandon ship when the going gets tough. They stay on board. — Jean-Claude Juncker

I've always sort of thought that politics was a high and noble calling and a good thing to do. — Boris Johnson

It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you sometimes wonder whether we overdo it. — Boris Johnson

As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister — Boris Johnson

We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country. — Boris Johnson

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest. — Boris Johnson

That is the best case for Bush; that, among other things, he liberated Iraq. It is good enough for me. — Boris Johnson

There's an idea that London is a planet on its own: that it's starting to diverge from the rest of the solar system. We need to combat that. — Boris Johnson

Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work. — Boris Johnson

I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton. — Boris Johnson

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition. — Boris Johnson

We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest. — Boris Johnson

I would have thought that they [Boris Johnson and Nigel Farag] would have had a plan,instead of developing a plan they are leaving the boat. — Jean-Claude Juncker