Asses Quotes
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We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.
— Brian Spellman
In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses.
— Jeffrey Fry
I kind of want to see Mara Crucio their asses.
— Michelle Hodkin
It's not easy to be obedient if you suspect your superiors are asses.
— Mary Doria Russell
Alex could name each member of every nineties alternative band ever formed. Kale could kick all their asses.
— Jus Accardo
All my compatriots are asses compared to me.
— Paul Cezanne
There are braying men in the world, as well as braying asses; for what is loud and senseless talking any other than away of braying?
— Roger L'Estrange
Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.
— Benjamin Disraeli
People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.
— Olen Steinhauer
The day never goes by for men and nations to make asses of themselves and take to the fists.
— L.M. Montgomery
I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere.
— Frederic Chopin
Augustus: "I can still dominate your blind ass at Counterinsurgence,"Isaac: "I'm pretty sure all asses are blind, — John Green
Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses!
— Frank Scoblete
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
I'm not above using unsavory beings to kick the Gods' asses, but the Phantoms are too unpredictable for my taste, I said.
— Laura Kreitzer
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.
— Ricky Gervais
We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing.
— Tupac Shakur
What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
I'll just come right out and say it, rich people have no imagination. They can't even scratch their own asses without a ruler and a flashlight.
— Haruki Murakami
Jesus, that's close. Like a dinner bell, right? Henry opens his pants and our asses pucker up for a kiss.
— M.Q. Barber
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!
— Hiromu Arakawa
Dr. Upward was one of those Academy Award-winning Asses of Arrogance you find in educational administration, law or medicine.
— David Mitchell
You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.
— Allan Dare Pearce
They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.
— Patrick Bryant
May the strings that bind us never break May our wild asses forever shake May our unquenchable fire keep our dreams awake
— Kendall Grey
Keep the guests company, and mind your asses! Stay out of the hall before my chamber!
— Sai Marie Johnson
Short people, tall people, people with glasses, the bottom line is son, I'll whoop all their asses
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.
— Andy Hargreaves
Your smile is half-asses, Mr. Moore
— Aubrey Morgan
I dismiss the pachyderms and the asses in favor of my axons and dendrites.
— Laren Grey Umphlett
no matter how many times we kick their asses they keep throwing more asses out for us to kick.
— Dani Kollin
Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.
— Heinrich Heine
order to go to a bar, drink their asses off, flirt with strangers,
— Melissa Foster
You boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old. — Charles Bukowski
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[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night.
— Lana Del Rey
What are the asses at now?" He
— H.G.Wells
We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit?
— A.J. Culpepper
People usually wear their smarty pants when they are trying to hide their dumb asses.
— Michael A. Wood Jr.
Ah, there," said Morgan, "that comed of sp'iling Bibles.""That comes
as you call it
of being arrant asses," retorted the doctor. — Robert Louis Stevenson
I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi.
— Frederic Chopin
Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.
— Mark Rippetoe
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs.
— Thomas Sydenham
Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.
— Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Immortals. Pains in the asses, every one of them.
— Karen Marie Moning
None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.
— Mark Twain
These local yokels couldn't find their own asses if you tattooed their names on each cheek.
— Mark De Castrique
I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass.
— Spider Robinson
Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.
— Nicki Minaj
With dogs you just go up and smell their asses and you know where you stand. It's so much easier. Why can't humans do that?
— Kevin Hearne
and braying multitudes of wild asses. The
— Alfred W. Crosby
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
— Jerry Jeff Walker
Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.
— X.J. Kennedy
Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
— William Shakespeare
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
— G. Gordon Liddy
Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses ...
— Laurie Halse Anderson
I know that there's a customary cliche about librarians being what crass people might call "hard-asses".
— Leah Thomas
Asses prefer garbage to gold.
— Heraclitus
The day when shit becomes worth something, the poor will be born without asses.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The masses are asses.
— Alexander Hamilton
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How to Anesthetize theM asses [10w] Build more shopping malls and get rid of the internet. — Beryl Dov
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
— Ray Romano
The Friends of Digital Sapients were one of those organisations that had their hearts in the right place but their heads firmly up their asses.
— Becky Chambers
We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin.
— Tupac Shakur
Well, as much as I love kicking asses and taking names, it's way past curfew for you three- Arriane
— Lauren Kate
Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn't bump their asses when they hopped. But there weren't any flying fucking frogs!
— Sherri Desbois
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books.
— Michel De Montaigne
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
— Heinrich Heine
