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What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses. — Brian Spellman

In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses. — Jeffrey Fry

I kind of want to see Mara Crucio their asses. — Michelle Hodkin

It's not easy to be obedient if you suspect your superiors are asses. — Mary Doria Russell

Alex could name each member of every nineties alternative band ever formed. Kale could kick all their asses. — Jus Accardo

All my compatriots are asses compared to me. — Paul Cezanne

There are braying men in the world, as well as braying asses; for what is loud and senseless talking any other than away of braying? — Roger L'Estrange

Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses. — Benjamin Disraeli

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch. — Olen Steinhauer

An Italian proverb says: The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses. — Ambrose Bierce

The day never goes by for men and nations to make asses of themselves and take to the fists. — L.M. Montgomery

I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere. — Frederic Chopin

Augustus: "I can still dominate your blind ass at Counterinsurgence,"
Isaac: "I'm pretty sure all asses are blind, — John Green

Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs — Muhammad Ali

Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses! — Frank Scoblete

Baboons, I observed. One with a big gun and the other with a big mouth, and both with alpha-sized, flaming pink asses. — A.J. Aalto

If I believed in a god, it would be the god of women's asses. — Shay Savage

Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses. — Jerry Jones

If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out. — Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm not above using unsavory beings to kick the Gods' asses, but the Phantoms are too unpredictable for my taste, I said. — Laura Kreitzer

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats. — Max Brooks

We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing. — Tupac Shakur

What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I'll just come right out and say it, rich people have no imagination. They can't even scratch their own asses without a ruler and a flashlight. — Haruki Murakami

Jesus, that's close. Like a dinner bell, right? Henry opens his pants and our asses pucker up for a kiss. — M.Q. Barber

Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all! — Hiromu Arakawa

Dr. Upward was one of those Academy Award-winning Asses of Arrogance you find in educational administration, law or medicine. — David Mitchell

You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys. — Allan Dare Pearce

They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. — Patrick Bryant

Sir, no insult intended, but you said to me once that you don't like kiss-asses and that you'd rather work with people challenging your perceptions. — Mario Stinger

May the strings that bind us never break May our wild asses forever shake May our unquenchable fire keep our dreams awake — Kendall Grey

Keep the guests company, and mind your asses! Stay out of the hall before my chamber! — Sai Marie Johnson

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke

If loyalty was toilet paper ... we'd be hard-pressed to wipe our asses, old buddy. — Stephen King

Short people, tall people, people with glasses, the bottom line is son, I'll whoop all their asses — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious. — Andy Hargreaves

Your smile is half-asses, Mr. Moore — Aubrey Morgan

The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man's thought. — Muhammad Iqbal

I dismiss the pachyderms and the asses in favor of my axons and dendrites. — Laren Grey Umphlett

no matter how many times we kick their asses they keep throwing more asses out for us to kick. — Dani Kollin

Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ. — Heinrich Heine

order to go to a bar, drink their asses off, flirt with strangers, — Melissa Foster

The world is a bundle of hay, Mankind are the asses that pull, Each tugs in a different way And the greatest of all is John Bull! — Lord Byron

Maybe when we got up on the bridge I'd jump, Last of the Mohicans their asses! — Kresley Cole

You boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old. — Charles Bukowski

[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night. — Lana Del Rey

What are the asses at now?" He — H.G.Wells

We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit? — A.J. Culpepper

People usually wear their smarty pants when they are trying to hide their dumb asses. — Michael A. Wood Jr.

Ah, there," said Morgan, "that comed of sp'iling Bibles."
"That comes
as you call it
of being arrant asses," retorted the doctor. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi. — Frederic Chopin

Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses. — Mark Rippetoe

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs. — Thomas Sydenham

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I am not the only parent in the history of the planet to have their asses handed to them by something they could fit in a purse. — Dawn Dais

His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. — T.A. Miles

Immortals. Pains in the asses, every one of them. — Karen Marie Moning

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses. — Mark Twain

Well maybe we need to Cesar Millan their asses and show them who's boss. Tsst, tsst! — Kresley Cole

These local yokels couldn't find their own asses if you tattooed their names on each cheek. — Mark De Castrique

I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass. — Spider Robinson

Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes. — Nicki Minaj

With dogs you just go up and smell their asses and you know where you stand. It's so much easier. Why can't humans do that? — Kevin Hearne

and braying multitudes of wild asses. The — Alfred W. Crosby

Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker

Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

M is for Marx
And clashing of classes
And movement of masses
And massing of asses. — Cyril Connolly

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours. — X.J. Kennedy

The Backstreet Boys can sing their asses off. I'm not so sure about those other boy bands. But Backstreet Boys have my ultimate respect. — Elton John

He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses. — Nina Bangs

Oh man," Powell said, laughing in disbelief. "Do they fire lightning out of their asses, too? Do they cum nuclear jelly? What else, huh? — Tim Lebbon

Asses are made to bear, and so are you. — William Shakespeare

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? — G. Gordon Liddy

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses ... — Laurie Halse Anderson

I know that there's a customary cliche about librarians being what crass people might call "hard-asses". — Leah Thomas

The feeble howl with the wolves, bray with the asses, and bleat with the sheep. — Madame Roland

Asses prefer garbage to gold. — Heraclitus

The day when shit becomes worth something, the poor will be born without asses. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The masses are asses. — Alexander Hamilton

How to Anesthetize theM asses [10w]
Build more shopping malls and get rid of the internet. — Beryl Dov

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. — Ray Romano

The Friends of Digital Sapients were one of those organisations that had their hearts in the right place but their heads firmly up their asses. — Becky Chambers

We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin. — Tupac Shakur

Well, as much as I love kicking asses and taking names, it's way past curfew for you three- Arriane — Lauren Kate

Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn't bump their asses when they hopped. But there weren't any flying fucking frogs! — Sherri Desbois

In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. — Michel De Montaigne

Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots? — Bobby Jones

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. — Heinrich Heine

To halve the number of asses that you're required to kiss: double your dependency on yourself. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The bigger they are, the harder it is to find someone to kick their asses. — Phil Sanderson