Arse Quotes

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Arse Quotes By Wendy Higgins: My girlfriend is a party girl angel who My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. Wendy Higgins
Arse Quotes By Bernard Cornwell: When you are up to your arse in When you are up to your arse in shit there is only one thing to do. Attack. Bernard Cornwell
Arse Quotes By Tana French: The squealing little arse-gerbil. The squealing little arse-gerbil. Tana French
Arse Quotes By Billy Connolly: I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. — Billy Connolly
Arse Quotes By Robert Muchamore: I'd like to have a business card saying: I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore
Arse Quotes By David Gemmell: I tell you, one more insult and I'll I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside. — David Gemmell
Arse Quotes By Alexis Hall: Are we going to kick arse and take Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely. — Alexis Hall
Arse Quotes By Maxine Mansfield: Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse is on fire! — Maxine Mansfield
Arse Quotes By Stuart MacBride: What about Ding-Dong?""Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride
Arse Quotes By Sharon Osbourne: I'm at the age where i don't have I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne
Arse Quotes By Stephen Fry: The other man's arse is always cleaner! The other man's arse is always cleaner! — Stephen Fry
Arse Quotes By Rachel Caine: His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse His divine wisdom can kiss my common arseRachel Caine
Arse Quotes By Hal Duncan: Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. — Hal Duncan
Arse Quotes By E.L. James: Arse. I find the thought very appealing. Arse. I find the thought very appealing. — E.L. James
Arse Quotes By Anthony Foley: I always try to remember that praise and I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley
Arse Quotes By Wes Brown: Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it. — Wes Brown
Arse Quotes By Amber Kizer: What is it? Tens, I can see the What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer
Arse Quotes By Benedict Cumberbatch: Not that i had a big arse but Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch
Arse Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: That's the best thing I can think of. That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady. — Diana Gabaldon
Arse Quotes By Amy Harmon: I love the way you smile at me I love the way you smile at me ... knocks me on my arse. — Amy Harmon
Arse Quotes By David Mitchell: He was doing quite well until the last He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. — David Mitchell
Arse Quotes By Joseph Goebbels: It takes a bomb under his arse to It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic. — Joseph Goebbels
Arse Quotes By Stephen Fry: I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. — Stephen Fry
Arse Quotes By Suzanne M. Sabol: I kicked your arse and handed it to I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. — Suzanne M. Sabol
Arse Quotes By Marian Keyes: Rough as a badger's arse Rough as a badger's arseMarian Keyes
Arse Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest. — Terry Pratchett
Arse Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear.
"Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list". — J.L. Merrow
Arse Quotes By D.M. Blowers: That was wonderful," Natasha lied."Not half; you are That was wonderful," Natasha lied.
"Not half; you are brilliant. Can I fuck you up the arse later? — D.M. Blowers
Arse Quotes By Bill Carson: I told him that without me he wouldn't I told him that without me he wouldn't be able to find his arse with his two hands, — Bill Carson
Arse Quotes By Samantha Young: Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know, Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass — Samantha Young
Arse Quotes By Ricky Gervais: Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the arseRicky Gervais
Arse Quotes By Kevin Hearne: I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised. — Kevin Hearne
Arse Quotes By Keith Miller: I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller
Arse Quotes By Wendell Mayes: Some smart man once said that on the Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse. — Wendell Mayes
Arse Quotes By Jamie Scallion: What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg — Jamie Scallion
Arse Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson
Arse Quotes By Sergio Pizzorno: Dance music was on its arse before we Dance music was on its arse before we came along. — Sergio Pizzorno
Arse Quotes By Mark Rice: The Devil has all the best tunes? My The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff. — Mark Rice
Arse Quotes By Haruki Murakami: People change, though, don't you think?" Hatsumi asked. People change, though, don't you think?" Hatsumi asked. "You mean, like, they go out into society and get a kick up the arse and grow up? — Haruki Murakami
Arse Quotes By E. E. Cummings: A politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has A politician is an arse upon
which everyone has sat except a man — E. E. Cummings
Arse Quotes By Noel Fielding: You must have stuck a finger up your You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding
Arse Quotes By Kady Cross: You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam — Kady Cross
Arse Quotes By Cath Crowley: Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse. — Cath Crowley
Arse Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: And here I thought I married you because And here I thought I married you because ye had a fair face and a fine fat arse. To think you've a brain as well! — Diana Gabaldon
Arse Quotes By Victoria Roberts: Sometimes being a Highland Laird was a royal Sometimes being a Highland Laird was a royal pain in the arse. — Victoria Roberts
Arse Quotes By Royce Hart: There are two things you can be certain There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Royce Hart
Arse Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: No man is really at his best with No man is really at his best with someone else's hand up his arse. — Diana Gabaldon
Arse Quotes By Zane Stumpo: If natural selection can create creationists it can If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse. — Zane Stumpo
Arse Quotes By Cath Crowley: The night didn't go so well because I The night didn't go so well because I broke his nose, which was an accident that happened when I hit him in the face because he touched my arse. — Cath Crowley
Arse Quotes By Tony Windsor: Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arseTony Windsor
Arse Quotes By Marsha Canham: There's a hole as big as Lucifer's arse There's a hole as big as Lucifer's arse in the hull where the powder barrels blew out, — Marsha Canham
Arse Quotes By Cath Crowley: Well, all girls called Beth are arse grabbers. Well, all girls called Beth are arse grabbers. — Cath Crowley
Arse Quotes By Freya Stark: Whoever designed this frigging map was having a Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse. — Freya Stark
Arse Quotes By Boy George: That's the strange thing about love. One minute That's the strange thing about love. One minute you can have your tongue up someone's arse, and the next you can't even communicate. — Boy George
Arse Quotes By Tad Williams: What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams
Arse Quotes By D.L. Given: You'll be civilized or we'll leave your arse You'll be civilized or we'll leave your arse here." Johan ... "Vital Perception — D.L. Given
Arse Quotes By Lisa McInerney: She had a face like a slapped arse She had a face like a slapped arse and an arse like a bag of Doritos — Lisa McInerney
Arse Quotes By Garth Ennis: Well if I ever stick a cape on Well if I ever stick a cape on an' start usin' ordinary human bein's to wipe me arse with, you'll know you were right to worry, won't you? — Garth Ennis
Arse Quotes By Kevin Hearne: Defend the honor of your arse-munching couch. Defend the honor of your arse-munching couch. — Kevin Hearne
Arse Quotes By Algernon Sidney: If his Majesty is resolved to have my If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases. — Algernon Sidney
Arse Quotes By Aristophanes: To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high. — Aristophanes
Arse Quotes By Abigail Gibbs: Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered. — Abigail Gibbs
Arse Quotes By Joan Ellis: I am a ginger tim. I am a I am a ginger tim. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse. — Joan Ellis
Arse Quotes By James Joyce: You had an arse full of farts that You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you... — James Joyce
Arse Quotes By Alexis Hall: I don't need you to take care of I don't need you to take care of me."

"No, you need a kick up the arse. — Alexis Hall
Arse Quotes By Mark Lawrence: I eased back into the throne. Damn comfortable: I eased back into the throne. Damn comfortable: swan-down and silk. Kinging it is pain in the arse enough without one of those gothic chairs. — Mark Lawrence
Arse Quotes By Molly Harper: Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. — Molly Harper
Arse Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: You're about as useful as a one-legged man You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
Arse Quotes By Robert Low: By Odin's Hairy Arse! By Odin's Hairy Arse! — Robert Low
Arse Quotes By Jodi Ellen Malpas: I could cuddle him, the adorable pain in I could cuddle him, the adorable pain in the arse that he is — Jodi Ellen Malpas
Arse Quotes By D.H. Toole: Watch yourself, bitch. You're nothing but a thief Watch yourself, bitch. You're nothing but a thief and gob shite scumbag with a face like an arse and a mind to go with it, — D.H. Toole
Arse Quotes By Lily Allen: If I could dance like the ladies can, If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens — Lily Allen
Arse Quotes By Megan Tayte: Never look a gift horse in the arse. Never look a gift horse in the arse. — Megan Tayte
Arse Quotes By Ryan Kwanten: Whether I fall on my feet or fall Whether I fall on my feet or fall on my arse, I dunno. You've got to take those risks. — Ryan Kwanten
Arse Quotes By Richard K. Morgan: Running away just makes your arse a bigger Running away just makes your arse a bigger target. — Richard K. Morgan
Arse Quotes By Suzanne Wright: In order to be a smartarse, you need In order to be a smartarse, you need to be smart? If you're not, it just makes you an arse. — Suzanne Wright
Arse Quotes By Francis Picabia: My arse contemplates those who talk behind my My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back. — Francis Picabia
Arse Quotes By Tony Abbott: The only thing I wouldn't do is sell The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse. — Tony Abbott
Arse Quotes By Steven Aitchison: You were born to find your purpose in You were born to find your purpose in life, not to sit on your arse and watch TV — Steven Aitchison
Arse Quotes By Dylan Moran: If you covered a broom handle with oil If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls. — Dylan Moran