Arse Quotes
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Well, spank my arse and call me Morgana.
— Bex-chan
To paraphrase Montaigne - even when you're sitting on the highest throne in the world, you're still sitting on your arse.
— M.J. Carter
I slam into him like a really short, skinny juggernaut showing serious commitment to getting into some guy's arse.
— Alexis Hall
It's easier if you do a handstand,' commented Rebus. 'What is?' 'Talking out of your arse.
— Ian Rankin
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
— Eamon Dunphy
Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse?
— Lilly James
I've been a poser for fing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly
As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.
— George Galloway
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.
— Harold Pinter
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
— Alexei Sayle
The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.
— D.H. Lawrence
If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.
— J.D. Robb
You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time.
— Joe Abercrombie
When you are up to your arse in shit there is only one thing to do. Attack.
— Bernard Cornwell
Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse
— Dean Cavanagh
Oh, by Moradin's itchy arse," grumbled Bruenor. "Scratched it, he did, and this one fell out.
— R.A. Salvatore
Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater
— Ian Pattison
The squealing little arse-gerbil.
— Tana French
But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place.
— Charles Stross
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.
— Stewart Francis
Defend the honor of your arse-munching couch.
— Kevin Hearne
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
— Algernon Sidney
She had a face like a slapped arse and an arse like a bag of Doritos
— Lisa McInerney
What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?
— Tad Williams
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.
— Freya Stark
Well, all girls called Beth are arse grabbers.
— Cath Crowley
There's a hole as big as Lucifer's arse in the hull where the powder barrels blew out,
— Marsha Canham
Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse
— Tony Windsor
The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.
— Tony Abbott
My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.
— Francis Picabia
In order to be a smartarse, you need to be smart? If you're not, it just makes you an arse.
— Suzanne Wright
Running away just makes your arse a bigger target.
— Richard K. Morgan
Whether I fall on my feet or fall on my arse, I dunno. You've got to take those risks.
— Ryan Kwanten
Never look a gift horse in the arse.
— Megan Tayte
I could cuddle him, the adorable pain in the arse that he is
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
By Odin's Hairy Arse!
— Robert Low
Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.
— Molly Harper
I eased back into the throne. Damn comfortable: swan-down and silk. Kinging it is pain in the arse enough without one of those gothic chairs.
— Mark Lawrence
Sometimes being a Highland Laird was a royal pain in the arse.
— Victoria Roberts
Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered.
— Abigail Gibbs
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
— Anthony Foley
He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.
— Terry Pratchett
Rough as a badger's arse
— Marian Keyes
I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat.
— Suzanne M. Sabol
I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing.
— Stephen Fry
It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.
— Joseph Goebbels
He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.
— David Mitchell
That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady.
— Diana Gabaldon
Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods
— Amber Kizer
Arse. I find the thought very appealing.
— E.L. James
His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse
— Rachel Caine
The other man's arse is always cleaner!
— Stephen Fry
I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!
— Sharon Osbourne
What about Ding-Dong?""Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride
Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse is on fire!
— Maxine Mansfield
Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely.
— Alexis Hall
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.
— Robert Muchamore
If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.
— Zane Stumpo
No man is really at his best with someone else's hand up his arse.
— Diana Gabaldon
There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach.
— Royce Hart
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
— Billy Connolly
And here I thought I married you because ye had a fair face and a fine fat arse. To think you've a brain as well!
— Diana Gabaldon
Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse.
— Cath Crowley
You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam
— Kady Cross
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
— Noel Fielding
A politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has sat except a man — E. E. Cummings
People change, though, don't you think?" Hatsumi asked. "You mean, like, they go out into society and get a kick up the arse and grow up?
— Haruki Murakami
Dance music was on its arse before we came along.
— Sergio Pizzorno
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
— Dwayne Johnson
What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg
— Jamie Scallion
Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.
— Wendell Mayes
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.
— Keith Miller
I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised.
— Kevin Hearne
