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Michael Ian Black quotes: If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.

If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Even to me, a sufferer, 'depression' seems like a fetid load of weaselly claptrap, a cheap and easy excuse for not participating in life.

Even to me, a sufferer, 'depression' seems like a fetid load of weaselly claptrap, a cheap and easy excuse for not participating in life.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Choose hope over fear.

Choose hope over fear.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Did my fingering turn you gay? I hope not.

Did my fingering turn you gay? I hope not.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

Michael Ian Black quotes: With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.

Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.

Michael Ian Black quotes: That's been my fear all along. That I'm not enough, and I still don't trust at all that I am.

That's been my fear all along. That I'm not enough, and I still don't trust at all that I am.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I think writing for anybody helps you order your life. It helps you arrange your emotions and your thoughts and it helps to provide perspective.

I think writing for anybody helps you order your life. It helps you arrange your emotions and your thoughts and it helps to provide perspective.

Michael Ian Black quotes: The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.

Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

Michael Ian Black quotes: The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

Michael Ian Black quotes: There's things I know I'm good at, and those things interest me less and less. I learn a lot more from doing it wrong than I do from doing it

There's things I know I'm good at, and those things interest me less and less. I learn a lot more from doing it wrong than I do from doing it right.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.

I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

Michael Ian Black quotes: If I have any faith at all, I guess that's it. Faith in the small love that keeps our family together.

If I have any faith at all, I guess that's it. Faith in the small love that keeps our family together.

Michael Ian Black quotes: If I had three wishes for my country, they would be these: keep fighting, keep moving forward, and don't act like a douchebag.

If I had three wishes for my country, they would be these: keep fighting, keep moving forward, and don't act like a douchebag.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Separation is the worst. There's no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit.

Separation is the worst. There's no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.

Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Everybody has something they love to do. Do that thing.

Everybody has something they love to do. Do that thing.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Cluelessness is not an attractive quality in a man.

Cluelessness is not an attractive quality in a man.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Michael Ian Black quotes: Write more thank-you cards, but draw fewer swastikas on them.

Write more thank-you cards, but draw fewer swastikas on them.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Corporations do a lot of things well, but not run nations, for obvious reasons.

Corporations do a lot of things well, but not run nations, for obvious reasons.

Michael Ian Black quotes: It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."

It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."

Michael Ian Black quotes: So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.

So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Many, many people can write books. I just happen to be one of them.

Many, many people can write books. I just happen to be one of them.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"

I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"

Michael Ian Black quotes: If they have to drag some of you fucking fuckers out of here in body bags, I will be so fucking stoked.

If they have to drag some of you fucking fuckers out of here in body bags, I will be so fucking stoked.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud.

I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.

Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.

Michael Ian Black quotes: Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I hope you die ... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

I hope you die ...
P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

Michael Ian Black quotes: The illustrators work so much harder on the books than the writers do. I mean, that's so much work doing what they do, and it's terrible for them.

The illustrators work so much harder on the books than the writers do. I mean, that's so much work doing what they do, and it's terrible for them.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

Michael Ian Black quotes: You keep your gods in your backyard and I'll keep my lack of God in mine.

You keep your gods in your backyard and I'll keep my lack of God in mine.

Michael Ian Black quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black quotes: The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.

The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.

Michael Ian Black quotes: People recognize me, but they don't know where from. Today I was in the elevator and somebody asked me if I worked for his company.

People recognize me, but they don't know where from. Today I was in the elevator and somebody asked me if I worked for his company.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.

I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.

Michael Ian Black quotes: I think people just love to win.

I think people just love to win.