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Joan Collins quotes: I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person.

I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person.

Joan Collins quotes: Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.

Joan Collins quotes: I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.

I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.

Joan Collins quotes: If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!

If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!

Joan Collins quotes: And I have a special cream that I use that I made myself that I invented, that I put on at night and during the day.

And I have a special cream that I use that I made myself that I invented, that I put on at night and during the day.

Joan Collins quotes: I think dieting is bad for you.

I think dieting is bad for you.

Joan Collins quotes: The clothes were a huge part of what made 'Dynasty' fun.

The clothes were a huge part of what made 'Dynasty' fun.

Joan Collins quotes: I am a fan of marriage and a fan of being committed to the right person.

I am a fan of marriage and a fan of being committed to the right person.

Joan Collins quotes: I think you always have to use certain parts of yourself in any role.

I think you always have to use certain parts of yourself in any role.

Joan Collins quotes: The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the

The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the sun.

Joan Collins quotes: I loathe conflict, and I loathe not getting along well with people, so I always try very hard to be on the best terms with the people I work with.

I loathe conflict, and I loathe not getting along well with people, so I always try very hard to be on the best terms with the people I work with.

Joan Collins quotes: I like to remember phone numbers because it keeps your brain active. If you don't use it, you lose it.

I like to remember phone numbers because it keeps your brain active. If you don't use it, you lose it.

Joan Collins quotes: So-called designer bags are useless, and most are also ugly, faddish and overpriced. Pared down and sleek is always best.

So-called designer bags are useless, and most are also ugly, faddish and overpriced. Pared down and sleek is always best.

Joan Collins quotes: There are very few designers in Hollywood today who know how to really flatter a woman's body, and Mark Zunino is at the top of my list.

There are very few designers in Hollywood today who know how to really flatter a woman's body, and Mark Zunino is at the top of my list.

Joan Collins quotes: Of course it does on opening night, but I've never had that devastating stage fright that some people get, but apparently, you can develop it.

Of course it does on opening night, but I've never had that devastating stage fright that some people get, but apparently, you can develop it.

Joan Collins quotes: The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.

Joan Collins quotes: In fact, the 20th century I think was the most fascinating century and the whole of man civilization because so much happened.

In fact, the 20th century I think was the most fascinating century and the whole of man civilization because so much happened.

Joan Collins quotes: Dynasty was the opportunity to take charge of my career rather than waiting around like a library book waiting to be loaned out.

Dynasty was the opportunity to take charge of my career rather than waiting around like a library book waiting to be loaned out.

Joan Collins quotes: Hair, in fact, is probably the bane of most women's lives.

Hair, in fact, is probably the bane of most women's lives.

Joan Collins quotes: I have to say that those nine years were full of turmoil and drama and trauma to me, in actual fact.

I have to say that those nine years were full of turmoil and drama and trauma to me, in actual fact.

Joan Collins quotes: If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.

If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.

Joan Collins quotes: And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years.

And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years.

Joan Collins quotes: Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

Joan Collins quotes: I eat an avocado every day. It's amazing for your skin. It's one of the super-foods, and I'm just so into eating properly and healthily.

I eat an avocado every day. It's amazing for your skin. It's one of the super-foods, and I'm just so into eating properly and healthily.

Joan Collins quotes: Most of the time we've been living in England and now we've bought an apartment in New York which we absolutely love.

Most of the time we've been living in England and now we've bought an apartment in New York which we absolutely love.

Joan Collins quotes: I've spent years when I've not been in the limelight at all and I'm perfectly happy living my life without being swooped on by paparazzi.

I've spent years when I've not been in the limelight at all and I'm perfectly happy living my life without being swooped on by paparazzi.

Joan Collins quotes: And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.

And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.

Joan Collins quotes: It's just something that I like, and I also don't buy into the ageism theory.

It's just something that I like, and I also don't buy into the ageism theory.

Joan Collins quotes: Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage.

Joan Collins quotes: I've never been that keen on Shakespeare.

I've never been that keen on Shakespeare.

Joan Collins quotes: Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

Joan Collins quotes: My mother use to call me 'Miss Perpetual Motion' because I rarely keep still.

My mother use to call me 'Miss Perpetual Motion' because I rarely keep still.

Joan Collins quotes: The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.

The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.

Joan Collins quotes: I don't believe in dieting.

I don't believe in dieting.

Joan Collins quotes: I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies.

I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies.

Joan Collins quotes: Well I've written four beauty books as well.

Well I've written four beauty books as well.

Joan Collins quotes: I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number.

I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number.

Joan Collins quotes: Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you.

Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you.

Joan Collins quotes: I was thinking, who of the English actresses in the last 30 or 40 years have achieved as much as I have?

I was thinking, who of the English actresses in the last 30 or 40 years have achieved as much as I have?

Joan Collins quotes: One of the rules about being an actor or an actress is that you never diss other actors or actresses, particularly when you don't know them.

One of the rules about being an actor or an actress is that you never diss other actors or actresses, particularly when you don't know them.

Joan Collins quotes: The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.

Joan Collins quotes: I really feel now like a native New Yorker. And I'm very happy here.

I really feel now like a native New Yorker. And I'm very happy here.

Joan Collins quotes: When I was at school, I was terrible at algebra and arithmetic, but I was always the best at English and literature. And acting, of course.

When I was at school, I was terrible at algebra and arithmetic, but I was always the best at English and literature. And acting, of course.

Joan Collins quotes: Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much.

Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much.

Joan Collins quotes: Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods.

Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods.

Joan Collins quotes: If I hear the word 'retire,' it makes me want to throw up. And then do what? Sit around all day watching television?

If I hear the word 'retire,' it makes me want to throw up. And then do what? Sit around all day watching television?

Joan Collins quotes: My father is Jewish, and I look exactly like him ... My mother is British, but she's of French extraction.

My father is Jewish, and I look exactly like him ... My mother is British, but she's of French extraction.

Joan Collins quotes: After a certain age you get the face you deserve.

After a certain age you get the face you deserve.

Joan Collins quotes: I think health is another exceedingly important thing.

I think health is another exceedingly important thing.

Joan Collins quotes: I don't seek to be in the tabloids but I suppose sometimes I go out and I'm wearing something and they take a picture and it's in.

I don't seek to be in the tabloids but I suppose sometimes I go out and I'm wearing something and they take a picture and it's in.

Joan Collins quotes: I do all my own make-up, it takes me 10 minutes.

I do all my own make-up, it takes me 10 minutes.

Joan Collins quotes: The endless bonking was exhausting me.

The endless bonking was exhausting me.

Joan Collins quotes: I think it is shocking that 15- and 16-year-olds leave school unable to add up and with the reading ability of a four-year-old.

I think it is shocking that 15- and 16-year-olds leave school unable to add up and with the reading ability of a four-year-old.

Joan Collins quotes: I don't believe in eating junk and I protect my face all the time from the sun, even in the winter with base and makeup.

I don't believe in eating junk and I protect my face all the time from the sun, even in the winter with base and makeup.

Joan Collins quotes: Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that.

Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that.

Joan Collins quotes: I was a pin-up girl. I did it for 30 years and, quite frankly, it gets a bit boring.

I was a pin-up girl. I did it for 30 years and, quite frankly, it gets a bit boring.

Joan Collins quotes: Life is not life unless you make mistakes

Life is not life unless you make mistakes

Joan Collins quotes: I have a lot of male friends.

I have a lot of male friends.

Joan Collins quotes: You can't help getting older, but you can help yourself from becoming old and infirm, in mind as well as body.

You can't help getting older, but you can help yourself from becoming old and infirm, in mind as well as body.

Joan Collins quotes: I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.

I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.

Joan Collins quotes: Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

Joan Collins quotes: I have a lot of male friends that I go the cinema with and movie and shopping. A lot of men friends I know love shopping.

I have a lot of male friends that I go the cinema with and movie and shopping. A lot of men friends I know love shopping.

Joan Collins quotes: There are some brilliant designers but their clothes only really suit 6 foot 20-year-olds.

There are some brilliant designers but their clothes only really suit 6 foot 20-year-olds.

Joan Collins quotes: I have never been the mousy, stand-two-paces-behind, obedient 'little woman' type.

I have never been the mousy, stand-two-paces-behind, obedient 'little woman' type.

Joan Collins quotes: I'm a bit shy, I suppose, and a bit lazy.

I'm a bit shy, I suppose, and a bit lazy.

Joan Collins quotes: I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.

I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.

Joan Collins quotes: Every woman should wear make-up. It takes years off. I'm wearing lots of false eyelashes today, and to me, lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists.

Every woman should wear make-up. It takes years off. I'm wearing lots of false eyelashes today, and to me, lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists.

Joan Collins quotes: I don't believe in vitamin pills. I swear by men, darling-and as many as possible.

I don't believe in vitamin pills. I swear by men, darling-and as many as possible.

Joan Collins quotes: Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something.

Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something.

Joan Collins quotes: I blame my grandmother for encouraging me to become an actress.

I blame my grandmother for encouraging me to become an actress.

Joan Collins quotes: My parents instilled in me that life was going to be very difficult and that I'd have to work for everything.

My parents instilled in me that life was going to be very difficult and that I'd have to work for everything.

Joan Collins quotes: It is unseemly to undress on stage. I won't do that.

It is unseemly to undress on stage. I won't do that.

Joan Collins quotes: Isn't three quarters of life a guilty pleasure?

Isn't three quarters of life a guilty pleasure?

Joan Collins quotes: I have always tried to live my life with enthusiasm and pleasure.

I have always tried to live my life with enthusiasm and pleasure.

Joan Collins quotes: I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb.

I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb.

Joan Collins quotes: It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?

It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?

Joan Collins quotes: I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny.

I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny.

Joan Collins quotes: The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them.

The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them.

Joan Collins quotes: I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.

I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.

Joan Collins quotes: I'm extremely happy in my life. I consider myself to be very blessed.

I'm extremely happy in my life. I consider myself to be very blessed.

Joan Collins quotes: I don't use e-mail; I phone and fax. I think people who are hunched over their computer screens all day should get a life.

I don't use e-mail; I phone and fax. I think people who are hunched over their computer screens all day should get a life.