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Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected

I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I think the serving size of ice cream

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Do not stand directly in front of a

Do not stand directly in front of a cannon ... how true that is. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I could go for a sandwich, but I'm

I could go for a sandwich, but I'm not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I am happy doing standup so I don't

I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: As long as I can make that audience

As long as I can make that audience one thing, one unit, then I'm okay with it. But, sometimes, the bigger the audience, the weirder it gets. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Do people who believe in reincarnation ever say,

Do people who believe in reincarnation ever say, Darn, I'm still writing the year 1612 on my checks! — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Hey, you know who I feel bad for?

Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: If you tell a kid not to run

If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Hooked on Phonics worked for me

Hooked on Phonics worked for me — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: The funnest jokes for me to tell are

The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I'm just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Go my favorite sports team go! Score a

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this ... skirmish. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: If you were to second guess your decision

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Why are people getting on elevators shocked to

Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators? — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: It means a lot to me to have

It means a lot to me to have my kids like what I do. And that's why I limit them. But I don't want to put that pressure on them to be a fan of mine. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!

I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve! — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Don't let dialog about your company happen without

Don't let dialog about your company happen without your perspective. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I took a speed reading course and my

I took a speed reading course and my speed shot up to 43 pages a minute, but my comprehension plummeted. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Brian, relax, man. You've gotta relax when you

Brian, relax, man. You've gotta relax when you make the crank calls. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I like the honesty of standup comedy. People

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Mmmm! Lunch and no clean up!! Can life

Mmmm! Lunch and no clean up!! Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT!! — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: MOOSEN!!!!!!! There many MOOSEN in the WOODSEN! MANY

MOOSEN!!!!!!! There many MOOSEN in the WOODSEN! MANY MUCH MOOSEN! The Meisin wanted and the MOOSEN and ... — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are

Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What's the guy supposed to say? — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I

So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: It's good to be here. I'm just trying

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Read read good...

Read read good... — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I don't know. I'd be a lot better

I don't know. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know? — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: If Einstein was so smart how come people

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: You got to figure out how to eat

You got to figure out how to eat your snack while your elbows are touching. You got to learn how to twist your little plastic utensil. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Hey, lay off the dairy. And uh, no

Hey, lay off the dairy. And uh, no more happiness. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: Some people look at creamed corn and ask,

Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?' — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: I'm trying to do things I have never

I'm trying to do things I have never done. Like I recently went to 3 different ballets. And I loved trying to learn how to like those a little bit. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: The bigger the show, the weirder it is.

The bigger the show, the weirder it is. — Brian Regan

Brian Regan Quotes By Brian Regan: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!!

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!! — Brian Regan