Jeph Jacques quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jeph Jacques

Jeph Jacques Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Jeph Jacques on Wise Famous Quotes.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.