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I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed. — Robyn Schneider

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Go to bed, Cammie," my aunt ordered, sounding exactly like my mother.
"No," I said, sounding exactly like my aunt. — Ally Carter